Creating Cannon

Hey Cannonucks!

We didn't even have to watch this movie for this episode! Chuck Norris put it straight into our minds by simply existing! "Missing in Action" stars the man, the myth, the legend... M. Emmet Walsh and also Chuck Norris! It's a classic story of the three Rs: revenge, rescue and redemption! Enjoy!

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Welcome Cannonors!

The horrors of the crucible will become clear when you tune into this episode! Michael Gough, the original Alfred Pennyworth, plays the fastidious patriarch of the Eastwoods. Where the family goes from there is up the Eastwood ladies. You'll be champing at the smelted bit to know what happens next as you head down the rabbit hole that is "Crucible of Horror"! Enjoy!

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Hey Cannonanas!

Face it, the combination of Dom Deluise, Jimmie Walker, and Deep Roy in a monkey suit all in Africa seems like it would be a recipe for hilarity! Nicholas and AJ may or may not agree with that. You'll just have to find out in this episode where we watched "Going Bananas"! No matter what you think about this movie, we hope you enjoy our episode!

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We've got a guest this episode! Adrienne Whitney Papp returns to help us as we dive into the complicated lives of an artist and his Mannequin lover! Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall star in this 80s icon, finding love in a very unlikely place: a department store! We just know these two kids will make it...even though one is made of wood! With an amazingly zany supporting cast, we hope you enjoy the podcast as much as we enjoyed this movie!

You can find all of Adrienne Whitney Papp's info on

adriennewhitneypapp.com

Here's the link to that painting Adrienne mentions. It's a piece by Jean-Léon Gérôme called "Pygmalion and Galatea":

https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/436483

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Hey Cannonanics!

This episode we've got some girls who are willing to do anything...to save the local gas station! They'll stick it in, pump it and wipe it down when it's all over...we're talking about your car. Were you thinking something else? That's disgusting! These girls are just using what their mamas gave them to run a small business. And we're talking about their brains, obviously. And their sex appeal. You caught us. Enjoy our episode on "Gas Pump Girls"!

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Greetings Cannonauts, from beyond the stars!

It's always so difficult to fit in when you're a teenager. Which dance do you do at a wedding? How do you lose your virginity? What tactic do you use to fend off an alien cult? You'll learn this and more in "Doin' Time on Planet Earth"! That not enough for you? Did we mention about the off-key singing? Check out our episode but not before you check out this bonkers movie! Enjoy!

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Hey there Cannon-gelenos!

Paul Kersey is at it again! After a "string of bad luck" in the City of Angels, Charles Bronson's character is thrust back into his vigilante ways! Will he come out of it alive? Pay no attention to the 3 sequels behind the curtain! Suspend your disbelief and let that suspense thrill you in Death Wish II!

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Yo Cannonishes!

Time was when a man would protect his family from the wild frontier with a pistol on his hip. But what happens when Paul Kersey, played by Charles Bronson, can't keep his family safe? Well shucks, anyone who crosses him obviously has a Death Wish! Which is why the movie is called that! Enjoy!

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Listen up, Canninmates!

We're not messing around here! Fall in line and there won't be any trouble in this women's prison. Paul Nicholas is the Warden (director) and Shari Shattuck is our model prisoner (star of the movie). I don't want to hear anything from your cells or we'll have to reinstate the hotbox...and that's not sexual! Nick and AJ will be your appeal attorneys so don't expect an early release. They will, however, break down this episode's movie for you: "The Naked Cage"! Now...Lights Out!

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Hey Cannonettes!

We've got a pretty meta episode this time for you. Nick and AJ watched a movie about watching movies! This madcap night of hijinks and debauchery at the cinema culminates in an ending you wont believe: Your hosts actually caring about this insane film! The movie isn't technically Cannon but the boys will explain what "Cannon Fodder" is on the show. Get some popcorn and ride with your best guy or gal to enjoy "American Drive-In"!

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