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Greetings and salutations Cannonies!

You'll discover a whole new world of Cannon when you check out this 1986 reimagining of Aladdin! It says it's a comedy so come prepared to make laughing sounds as Al Haddin of Miami joins Bud Spencer's Genie to take on beach bullies, the Mob and a rival basketball team! A heartwarming family film that absolutely no one will enjoy! But Nick and AJ sat through it to help! The only think they can't do is give you back those 90 minutes! Enjoy!

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Are you ready to rock, Cannonites?

These zombies came to chew brains and rock your socks off! And this movie is all out of brains. So sock rocking it shall be! The half-formed, vestigial twin sibling movie to "American Drive-In", "Hard Rock Zombies" definitively answers the question "What if a title became a movie?" The laughs keep on coming, intentional or not.

"You'll love it!" ~attributed to no one.

Enjoy!

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Welcome Cannoners!

As much as it seems like the title is a spoiler, "The Red Queen Kills Seven Times" is actually an incredibly complicated Italian-style giallo film, shot in Germany with Italian, German and American actors! Although, yes, about 7 people die in the movie. But isn't it all about the journey? Yes. Yes it is. So strap in for a bizarre look at the fashion industry and a pesky family curse! Enjoy!

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Welcome Cannon Faces!

A comedy about murderous cannibals who live underneath an amusement park in Texas? How can you get more Cannon than that! You'll see as Creating Cannon digs in to the 80s cult classic "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"! Plus, we've got some exclusive stories about a live viewing event featuring the star of TTCM2, Caroline Williams!

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Greetings Cannon Walkers!

What an adventure we had discussing this 1986 Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett Cannon Film! It's got everything: a beautiful damsel in distress, an ancient treasure and an amazing bar brawl! The only thing this movie is lacking is a coherent plot! This is Firewalker! Enjoy!

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I bid you welcome, Cannon Fans!

What do you get when you combine a 400 year old vampire with a absurd curse, throw in some one hit wonders and set it all to rock and roll? "Rockula", of course! Nick and AJ are sinking their teeth into this film, trying to figure out the logic of the curse, the comedy of the commercials and the *actual* fate of Elvis Presley. Enjoy! Oh, and fangs for joining us!

Also, apparently Ralph existed as a name long before the 16th century.

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G'Day Cannon Mates!

The Cannon boys are going down unda today and they're bringing a guest: Adrienne Whitney Papp! We all know the quote "A dingo ate my baby!" right? Well, what if that wasn't just a silly phrase to practice your Aussie accent on but was the inciting incident to a nearly decade-long battle with the law in a murder case? And who could possibly portray the embattled mother? Meryl Streep, of course! Join us as we analyze the role of media in our society and find out how many times we can use dingoes to break the tension. We're watching "A Cry in the Dark"! Enjoy!

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You can find Adrienne Whitney Papp at her website

www.adriennewhitneypapp.com

and you can follow her @awpapptweets on Twitter!

And as promised, the New York Times article mentioned in the show!

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/15/magazine/how-one-stupid-tweet-ruined-justine-saccos-life.html

Greeting and Salutations, Cannonanas!

You are in for a bizarre treat this episode when we glug down the odd brew that is Dr. Heckyl and Mr. Hype! With a star like Oliver Reed, how could this movie be anything but spectacular? We will most assuredly let you know! This movie is jam-packed with weird humor, murder and more foot jokes than you would expect! Here's your prescription for Creating Cannon!

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Hey Cannoniers!

What lies inside this hospital of horrors? Well...horrors, of course. Duh. But also spooky doctors, crazy patients and BOOOOOOOOOBS! Nick and AJ examine the results of watching the Boaz Davidson directed "X-Ray", also known as "Hospital Massacre" starring the beautiful Barbie Benton. So join us won't you? It shouldn't be more than a 15 minute wait and we'll be right with you...

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Hello Cannon Dojo!

What have ninja stories always been missing? A dubbed Italian lead! The Cannon boys are joined this week by one of their great friends and best of sports, Sean Kreycik, to break down the Menahem Golan-directed "Enter the Ninja". It's the beginning of the Ninja Trilogy and we start it off with a bang! Or a Hi-yah!

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