Creativity Wasted

Idea: A radar gun that gives you info about whoever you point it at, such as how smart they are, how honest they are, and how moral they are. And also blow them away if they aren't moral enough for you. Also: "gaydar" and hypocritical anti-gay activists, how to create the "god gun" using facial recognition, EEG machines, mass surveillance databases, and lasers Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 35 Avery Sommerfeld (facebook.com/crazeecomedy, YouTube: Funny News https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6nBbMFIE03wqFz5PwAA3w) Gimmy Cipriano (twitter.com/theRealGimmyC, twitter.com/aBitTooMuch1) Austin Gosnell (twitter.com/AustinSGosnell YouTube: ThemBoyzSkittin https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCecjnYpM7fhNHkiQZEKElFw) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A book of advice for adults who have no idea how to act around babies that their married friends are having. First chapter: don't touch it. Also: "baby-talk" advice, mind-tricks to talk a friend out of giving their baby a horrible name, when it's okay to swear around a baby or young kid, racism and sexism in babies Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 35 Avery Sommerfeld (facebook.com/crazeecomedy, YouTube: Funny News https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6nBbMFIE03wqFz5PwAA3w) Gimmy Cipriano (twitter.com/theRealGimmyC, twitter.com/aBitTooMuch1) Austin Gosnell (twitter.com/AustinSGosnell YouTube: ThemBoyzSkittin https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCecjnYpM7fhNHkiQZEKElFw) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: To provide free health care to space aliens, and also pay them money, so they don't eat us. Also: "It sounds like you're putting a positive spin on us being their slaves", maybe bald aliens travel the universe because hairy aliens' spaceships would fill with hair after 1000s of years of haircuts, maybe people see politicians as "reptilians" because humans never instinctually got used to seeing wrinkly-skinned people (who look like snakes shedding their skin) because we used to die before we could get old enough to have snake-like wrinkly skin Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 35 Avery Sommerfeld (facebook.com/crazeecomedy, YouTube: Funny News https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN6nBbMFIE03wqFz5PwAA3w) Gimmy Cipriano (twitter.com/theRealGimmyC, twitter.com/aBitTooMuch1) Austin Gosnell (twitter.com/AustinSGosnell YouTube: ThemBoyzSkittin https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCecjnYpM7fhNHkiQZEKElFw) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: To split Facebook into two networks: one only for adults where you're not allowed to talk about kids, and another for kids and for talking about kids. Also: adults with child-like hobbies who don't like kids Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 34 Josh Bowab Kyle Forsyth (twitter.com/IAmKyleForsyth) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A filter for Tinder to allow you to filter out people who went to your high school. Also: using Tinder as a self-esteem boost with no intent to contact anyone Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 34 Josh Bowab Kyle Forsyth (twitter.com/IAmKyleForsyth) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: Bumpers on the front and back of your car to allow you to angrily bump into other cars on the road without damaging them ("I don't want to pay for the damage I do to them, but I want to let them know I hate them") Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 34 Josh Bowab Kyle Forsyth (twitter.com/IAmKyleForsyth) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: To use drones to help you swing through the trees like Tarzan by performing tasks such as helping you build platforms, attaching ropes, transporting piles of leaves to use for padding, resetting the ropes back into swinging position after each stunt, adjusting the position of the ropes as you're flying through the air so you don't miss them and fall to the ground, and filming the stunts for YouTube. Also: other stunts such as ziplines, waterslides, trapeze swings, and catapults; an elaborate Rube-Goldberg machine that results in you breaking your ankle, using a live alligator instead of an inner tube on a waterslide Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 34 Josh Bowab Kyle Forsyth (twitter.com/IAmKyleForsyth) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: To prank someone into thinking they're a star of a hidden-camera reality TV show, similar to the Jim Carrey movie "The Truman Show". Also: When you're a weird person, you sometimes think that you're being "Truman Show'd", using VR to "Truman Show" someone, using VR porn as a weapon to get people to injure themselves by kinking their necks trying to see the action Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 34 Josh Bowab Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://www.PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: To use drones to deliver food from a single food stand to multiple nearby locations in a place where lots of people are spread out, such as a park containing several small picnic areas. Also: ordering food while in line at an amusement park, ordering different food genres from different nearby food stands at a festival, food-carrying drones getting attacked by birds (and possible countermeasures), eating crickets and giant God cows Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: To use people's phone numbers as their license plate numbers, so if another driver ticks you off, you can call them in rage. Also: nitpicking a joke, stealing someone's license plate and joyriding to cause their phone to ring incessantly, mistaking a Michigan State "SPARTY" license plate as "SPORTY", car roof holograms Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)