Creativity Wasted

Idea: A rigid banana-shaped luffa holder which obese people can stick to the bathroom wall to use to wash their back, so they don't have to reach around their body and risk getting muscle cramps. Also: other possible uses for such a device, the least American thing ever Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A silly, over-the-top "valet simulator" videogame, similar in spirit to Paperboy, where you have to dodge obstacles, fight off dragons, perform reckless driving maneuvers, etc. and still return the car to the owner with minimal damage. Also: the odd trend of videogames based on boring jobs, tipping the hospital valet, tipping driverless cars, accidentally leaving stuff in the car like guns, babies, or both a gun and a baby Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A ring to give to a "work spouse", i.e. a close friend at work who provides emotional support and helps you with your real marriage. Also: work relationships being easier than marriages because they're limited to 8 hours per day Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: Holes to allow people in the US to get tacos from taco trucks on the other side of the border wall on the US-Mexico border. Also: Fri-Hole-es, pneumatic tubes (like at a bank) through the border wall Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: Either something that you add to beer to cause you to gradually sweat out sunscreen, or beer in sunscreen that can be absorbed through the skin. Also: if you smell like beer, alcoholic men might try to lick you, other odd and possibly dangerous ways to ingest alcohol Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: An app which uses AI to help you find a job, including creating resumes and cover letters, deciding which job is the best match (good match for your skills, good social groups, not racist), helping you prepare for interviews, etc. Also: budtenders, extremely short resumes, the national food for racism (boiled goose) Christian Royce (twitter.com/ChristianRoyce) David Sutherland (twitter.com/skrtskrtsuther1) Travis Tehlirian (youtube.com/channel/UClsd_pJ1TEjst4C5pva1nzQ) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Broken Knuckle Studio in Waterford, MI (Facebook: Broken Knuckle Studios)

Idea: Shopping carts which have seats for your elderly parents, a built-in PA system, and a shock collar to keep your elderly parents from wandering too far from the cart. Also: picking up your elderly parents to put them in the cart Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 33 David Wellfare (twitter.com/DaveWellfare) Chris Young (twitter.com/chrisyoungcomic, Comedy Special Video: drybarcomedy.com/specials/chris-young-buoyant-mon) Jon Ruggiero (twitter.com/ComedyRugg) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: Doing cardio upside-down to help you cough up pollutants which are stuck in your lungs (such as tar or asbestos) to reduce your risk of developing lung cancer. Also: "handy", riding rollercoasters to dislodge kidney stones, becoming the special needs section of the Nobel Prize winners Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 32 Mike Ball (twitter.com/IamMikeBall) Markus Olind (twitter.com/BeardVonMarkus) Andrew Yang (instagram.com/ndrw.yang) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: A small business selling hot dogs on the beach. Also: pot dogs; if it's a nude beach, would the hot dogs have a bun; picking on the idea a little too much by saying that the hot dogs would get covered by sand, sweat, seagull poop, and flakes of sun-burnt skin Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 32 Mike Ball (twitter.com/IamMikeBall) Markus Olind (twitter.com/BeardVonMarkus) Andrew Yang (instagram.com/ndrw.yang) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (PodcastDetroit.com)

Idea: Brain scanning of pedophiles and other criminals to check for and remove brain tumors which might be causing their criminal impulses. Also: a supervillain injecting brain tumors to cause criminal impulses, giving kids chemotherapy guns to protect them from the zombie-like brain tumor criminals, fine-tuning the pedophile-causing brain tumors to make everybody attracted to you instead Originally from Creativity Wasted episode 32 Mike Ball (twitter.com/IamMikeBall) Markus Olind (twitter.com/BeardVonMarkus) Andrew Yang (not the presidential candidate) (instagram.com/ndrw.yang) Tom Walma (twitter.com/thomaswalma) Recorded at Podcast Detroit (https://www.PodcastDetroit.com)