Crews Control

Grant spins the wheel and doubles down, Dorsch has vocal cord issues and develops a new trigger word, and Leo is nicer now and gets introduced to a new nemesis. Joining the Crew his week is friend of Mr. Fantastic and CEO of the Society of Mildly Evil Gentlemen of America, Phl Davis (Dan Kelly). Topics covered in their discussion include terrible acronyms, how to be more evil, and the secret identity of a particular jolly old man. 

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Leo invokes HIPAA and monkeys around, Dorsch catches the Moosekrainian flu and might be a werewolf now, and Grant is willfully obtuse and goes on a date. It's a new year and the Crew celebrates that the only way they know how. By staying late after work and recording another episode of Crews Control. They talk resolutions, relationships, and radical physical changes.

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When Grant and Dorsch are away, Leo will play. And by play, we mean hijack the feed to feature another episode of Fixin' The Printer. Joining Leo is the king of box opening videos, Victor # Copperpot (Ari Goldberg). Tune in to this episode to see just what gets unboxed.

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Grab yourself a glass of something wet and enjoy this selection of six pieces from Grant's new book of poetry, "Destinial Wet".

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Grant gets philosophical and breaks the first rule of a particular club, Dorsch gets a new pair of shoes and shares his breakfast, and Leo is busy visiting his PCP. The Crew is joined by self acclaimed sweat ninja Tommy Towels (Jason Guss) this week. If you're looking for his official title on set, you're looking in the wrong place. Tommy and the Crew talk about perspiration on a molecular level, the tasting notes of celebrity sweat, and what life was like as a teenage ninja.

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Leo has bladder issues and gets real wide, Dorsch opens the door and cuts the mustard, and Grant frightens a friend and works on his poetry. Breaking through the wall this week is probably the only cinematic train conductor out there, Kansas Brickpath (Bill Fryer). Mister Brickpath and the Crew talk about statues of limitations, the etymology of dangerous objects, and proper etiquette technique.

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Leo falls asleep at the wheel and has a normal butt, Grant is older now and is wide awake, and Dorsch tries to be helpful and drugs the chowder. Crashing into the Crew's Nest this week is American Mexican Lucha Libre superstar Liam Stryker (Ed McCabe). Liam and the gang talk about popping pecs, the first successful use of a MoCat suit, and the interconnectivity of inanimate Disney villains.

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Leo gives big ups and asks a premature question, Dorsch uses the wrong salt and goes job shopping, and Grant dehydrates and gets pod-cucked. Joining the Crew this week is the industry's only stunt triple, Crash Macnamara (Adal Rifai). Crash and the Crew talk about what it means to be legally dead, what the grey stuff is and why it's so delicious, and what it's like living in Sega's shadow. Also in this episode, a rare one-on-one exchange between Dorsch and Leo.

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Dorsch joins a nutty new crew, Leo describes Instagram posts he saw, and an emboldened Grant LINCOLN makes pottery. On this episode, the Crew learns about movie aesthetics and special effects from makeup artist Christine McBingus (Twitch.tv/CassAsssss). The Crew also gives their much-requested thoughts on Vin Diesel’s wedding attire, Mr. Peanut’s sordid past, the efficacy of business cards, and much more on a very special 69th* episode of Crews Control!

*Editor's note: Gavin here, Episode 69 was last week you dummies... You were all busy at Hot Nuts... Thanks for the invite by the way...

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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Theme song by Steve Sarro

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Leo takes advantage of his otherwise occupied co-hosts to hijack this week's feed. Rather than your regularly scheduled programming, Leo uses this opportunity to showcase the new episode of "Fixin' The Printer". Joining everyone's favorite Bordeaux this week is everyone's second favorite Bublé! Reginald Bublé (Ari Goldberg) owner and proprietor of Bublé's Brinters, offers his experience and thin helping hand in the Sisyphean task that is Leopold Bordeaux's quest to fix the breakroom printer.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)