Crews Control

It is the middle ground between truffle farmer and woman wearing a big big hat, between fungus and tennis ball, between Geronimo Grampton and Detective Miller (Matt Hession), and it lies between the love of Grant's life and the depths of his stupidity. This is the dimension of ineptitude. It is an area which we call Leslie's Truffle Farm.

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Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant gets in hot water with Legal and shrinks the Dink, Leo eats forbidden lettuce and gets violently booped on the snoot, and Dorsch gets swoll(en) and goes clearance shopping. Joining the Crew this week is Plant Master Clorton "Chlorophyll" Phillips (Sam Goldberg). Clorton and the Crew chat about the Onion Union, the tragic story of Marigold Monroe, and cheap shaving products.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant has a shower thought and makes one thing clear, Leo powers through a power bar and provides acerbic wit, and Dorsch has a heaping helping of hay and is definitely dating a horse. No guest this week means the Crew gets a chance to catch up with each other. Together they mourn the loss of Leo's wide car drivers Hans and Gruber, learn more about Billy the science filly, and ponder if pets can truly have a personality. This episode is sponsored by ShrimpStraw!!!

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo makes an enemy and promises another's child, Grant gets drunk and loses luggage, and Dorsch is off on a date with his new science girlfriend Billy the science filly. Joining the Crew this week is Agent/Manager/Therapist to the stars, Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan). Tony and the crew talk biohazards, niche HBO channels, and the horrifying truth behind a certain trashcan dwelling Grouch. This episode is sponsored by DEMODONG!!!

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant goes a little too deep and springs a leak, Dorsch is confused and makes a map, and Leo is stuck in Moldova. Crashing into the Crews Nest this week is Celebrity Death Announcer, Waldo Skoops (JJ Moran). Waldo is here to break the story of the tragic spaghettification of Timothée Chalamet, but he and the Crew also chat about movie theater rituals and hanging out with people who look and dress just like you.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant tries the soup and takes a compliment, Leo sneezes and pours a nightcap, and Dorsch is stuck in a reverse éclair this week. Dropping into the Crews Nest today is famed erotic fan fiction writer, M.K. Lilac (Sarah Dublin). The Crew and Ms. Lilac chat about Animorphs, scholastic book fairs, and the power of virginity. Did we mention Animorphs?

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch goes ham on salami and dresses for a date, Grant questions the booking process and gets a vending machine, and Leo speaks German and settles for Yao Ming. Joining the Crew this week is Dry Ice Aficionado Horis Mapleroot (Zack Barker). Mr. Mapleroot and the Crew chat about science, syrup, and the truth about D.B. Cooper.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Leo's griddle is toast and he gets twin printers, Grant invents time travel and sniffs out some shrooms, and Dorsch adds digits and eats dusty bacon. The aforementioned man of the future (George LaBour) joins the Crew this week to talk about the good old days. Based on most of the future information George shares, it becomes pretty easy to understand why he chooses to talk about his past, which is our present. Beep Beep!

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch orders lunch and wishes for kids, Grant spins off and doesn't talk about Bruno, and Leo talks to Alexa and has a great big wart. Stepping out of the shadows this week is Fantasticorp lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul). It's been a while since Jason has made his presence known, so the Crew fills him in on what has been going on since then. Additionally, they chat about profits and prophets, including the very mysterious Jesus.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is the bearer of good news and wants boobs, Leo makes a charcuterie board and gets real wrinkly, and Dorsch is in the home country getting the cure for the Moosekrainian Flu. Joining the Crew this week is Barbera Applebottom (Haley Bronzino), the Historical Consultant on JAMP's new film in the REDACTED universe. Mrs. Applebottom and the boys talk about human aesthetics, cryptids, and the great Pharos of our time. Additionally, Grant and Leo both share some hot takes.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)