Crews Control

Grant begs for emails and makes a promise, Dorsch places an order and checks his multiversal map, and Leo is in Africa on the "Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Tour of the Serengeti". Yeah, it's real, look it up. Time is still broken but we'll get back to that eventually. In the meantime, the present Crew is joined by Spiritual Wellness Therapist, Jordan Mancini (Ben Cohen). Topics discussed include the lifespan of crows, dangerous currency conversions, and sneaky waterfowl.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Another week, another set of wires crossed. Not sure how it happened but we hope you enjoy this rare inside look at the goings-on of Leo's lab. 

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is busy washing all of his underwear and Leo is on holiday, so this one is for all you Dorsch super fans out there! Left to his own devices, your favorite Moosekrainian discovers the Crew's recording devices have all been stolen! Not wanting to solve this caper alone, Dorsch opens up the CLUber app and books the help of the prolific detective Grayson Ground.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Welcome to Season 3 of Crews Control! Remember when Grant invented that time machine a few months back? Well, the ramifications of that event are finally starting to come to light. The timeline is fractured and the Crew is doing everything in their power (sort of) to right Grant's temporal wrongs. Somehow, even though there is no recording equipment in Hot Nuts, that's what the microphones captured this week. Enjoy!

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is incapable of shame and vows to un-Back-to-the-Future himself, Dorsch desperately needs a new chair and sounds like a little green alien, and Leo power rangers and makes an inadvertent callback. Welcome to the Big Crew2na! Can you believe it's been two whole years of Crews Control? We kinda can't! The Crew starts off by catching up with Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) before transitioning to the main event, the party to top all parties. You won't believe who shows up! 

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

It's week three of the Sweeny Ultimatum and that means the Crew has to solve the vague yet important problem that is simply known as "movie critic." Grant, Leo, and Dorsch take this to mean they need to host a focus group of nationally acclaimed critics to provide feedback on their work.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch makes a mean shrimp cocktail and pleads for a fifth, Leo has a tough realization and tries a new diet, and Grant pre meditates and plays with poison. It's week two of the Sweeny Ultimatum and the Crew eventually gets down to business on solving the company-wide problem of eating instead of working. 

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is the family pariah and gets detained, Dorsch smokes salmon and sends the Lakers to the moon, and Leo smacks some serious gob and needs a new phone. With only three weeks to solve three problems and the fate of the company hanging in the balance, the Crew gets right to work on the first of Willy's demands. Fixing the plumbing disaster that is JAMP's mesh hole.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant celebrates achieving the milestone that is 100 episodes and reviews the hot new subscription box, Leo gets cinched and reviews the hotter new subscription box, and Dorsch gets a hug and reviews the hottest new subscription box. It's episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than have union labor organizer Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) crash into the Crews Nest with criticism and an ultimatum! Here's to another 100 episodes!

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch receives a gift and might need a paternity test, Grant remembers two timelines and forgets a famous frog, and Leo visits the dentist and spirals. Due to a big industry-wide strike, nobody was around to guest this week, but the Crew (i.e., Grant) won't let that get in the way of recording episode 99 of their hit podcast. The guys take this time to share some gripes they have with unions in general, chat about the upcoming Big Crewhuna, and also listen to a few of Leo's TikToks.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)