Crews Control

Four score and seven years ago our great-great-great-great grandfathers brought forth on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in quarantine, and dedicated to the proposition that all Crew are created equal. Now, Grant, Leo, and Dorsch are engaged in a convoluted trilogy of episodes, testing whether that podcast, or any podcast so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Leo are out this week so it is up to Dorsch to deal with an electrician from Swiftwater Electrics. 

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant slashes prices and makes a yellow mess, Leo makes a false promise and trends on twitter, and Dorsch is off dealing with an "I now pronounce you Chucky and Larry Cheese" situation. Attempting to enter the Crew's Nest this week is famed lighting coordinator Damien Winters (Sam Goldberg). Damien and the Crew chat about road safety, proper counting methods, and bisexual lighting.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant is afraid and naked and rates male chickens, Dorsch cancelled Batgirl and needs to go back to bed, and Leo leaves some voicemails and operates outside of basic hornyness.

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Dorsch scratches an itch and monitors a party, Grant confesses and describes a cold soldier, and Leo opened a 7/11 brand chocolate bar only to find a golden ticket so he is off touring yet another factory. 

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant and Dorsch sit down to record a completely normal episode of Crews Control. 

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

What if these guys got the job? Somebody really needs to fix whatever Grant did to the timeline...

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant makes a call and gets blown away, Dorsch gets patched up and eats a dirty meatball, and Leo is off touring the Cape Cod potato chip factory. Rather than featuring a guest this week, Grant and Dorsch use this episode to announce the Crew's new Patreon that they would love for you to subscribe to. Also they make some phone calls to the Dyson corporation.  
Become a Crewton for only $3 a month at patreon.com/crewscontrol

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant wears a diet coat and talks before he thinks, Leo is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and sings an absolute banger, and Dorsch is out sick. Business partners Julian McNutt and Eddie Traygo (Bill Fryer and Andy Bridges) stop by the Crew's Nest this week to talk about waxing and taxing in the film industry. 

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)

Grant narrates and has two feet, Leo has radio mouth and is not immortal, and Dorsch is sound asleep in his own bed. The cast has gone home and so have the crew so what are Grant and Leo doing still roaming around the halls of JAMP after hours? And why does it smell like cookies?

Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol

We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

Check out our woefully undermanaged TikTok @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Moosekrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro
Sound design and editing by Mike Crockett of Crackpot Podcast Production.

A part of the Asylum Podcast Network.

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Moosekrainian cake)