Crews Control

Leo raps about his harrowing origin story and gets afraid, very afraid, Grant is forced to confront his feelings and drops some sick scientific knowledge, and Dorsch promises he is not a creep and drops some sick scientific beats. The Crew is joined by yet another uninvited guest this week as Set Tutor Juniper (Sam Carty), picks the lock on the door. Not wanting to pass up on an interview, the Crew and Juniper get to talking about famous orphans, Sylvester Stallone, and the artistic stylings of rogue finger painter, Finger Banksy.

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo unleashes his inner camel and mounts a big fish, Grant continues pushing for a new catch phrase and shares an old voicemail, and Dorsch has his reality shattered when he finds out some very troubling news about the Mailman. Grant must have left the door open because Lady Gaga's personal Assistant wanders uninvited into the Nest this week. The Crew and this sad, sad, man get to talking about forgetting one's own name, losing famous dogs, and who the real "Little Monster" is. 

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo snagged a 336 hour long tee time at the country club of all country clubs so he's off putting and strutting his stuff with the big shots. Grant and Dorsch are left behind to captain the ship and baby, it's smooth sailing! Joining Dorsch and Grant is Jake Archer, you know, from the Chick-Fil-A down the street? Things get wild without Leo around to keep these knuckleheads in check! The Crew talks vigilante justice, KFC bucket blasters, and earth shaking gender reveals.

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant wears his sunglasses at night and explains how he got those scars, Leo unpacks his daddy issues and gives an update on his mommy searches, and Dorsch tries to write his own name. JAMP's new set photographer Octavio Lizard (Ann Bybee-Finley) steps into the Nest to talk about Peter Pan, the zero budget film Tiles No More, and the film technique only known as "Shadow Man". Leo also doubles down on his line of hoodies for ugly dogs with the...help?...of Grant.

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Dorsch actually did it! He went back to night school! He also took the podcast equipment with him leaving Grant and Leo with no way to record the weekly episode. In lieu of your regular serving of Crews Control, we present to you a glimpse into the life of everyone's favorite stunt man. Follow Dorsch as he learns about potatoes and email and then sit down with him as he enjoys every last bite of night lunch. 

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant questions the wording of the intro and fails to understand how potatoes work, Leo unveils his new fashion line for hideous dogs and plugs his handiwork in the upcoming film "Cruella", and Dorsch sends his first email then tuckers himself out. Later, JAMP's new Security Guard Barnabus Jones (Sam Goldberg) steps away from his post to chat with the Crew about why he was hired and how he ended up oiled up on the set of George Clooney's new movie, Ocean's 300.

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Dorsch learns the letter L and plants explosives in the wrong place, Leo cooks a meatloaf and has beef with His Dark Materials, and Grant blows up a federal kitchen and makes a reference even he doesn't understand. On their return to the Nest the Crew chats with Craft Services lead Kumquat "Shalley" Coaster (Sam Merriweather). Shalley shares what it was like growing up with the name Kumquat and she shows off her fully loaded utility belt. Also touched upon are Robert De Niro's dietary preferences and much to Grant's chagrin, a pitch for a new Props Master.

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo has four big ideas and reveals his non-sexual porn preferences, Grant has one hell of a Freudian slip and makes a slam dunk call back, and Dorsch refuses to go back to night school. The Crew is later joined by probable fraud, Professor Carl Sand (Ryan Snodgrass), lead, and almost sole actor of the "Discovery Of" franchise. The "Professor" chats about his feud with Hollywood action man Steven Seagal, and poorly explains how his film includes a "legally different enough" take on a pretty well known IP.

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo leaves for good and then comes back a few more times before leaving again, Dorsch kills an ape and still hasn't learned how to use his email, and Grant turns up the heat and fails the reverse Bechdel Test. Once Leo is gone the Crew's Nest is visited by motion capture duo extraordinaire Dingle and Books (LaBour and Pete). These two industry workhorses share some behind the scenes looks at the world of playing animals, both the head AND the butt. A little later, secrets from the Lord of the Rings casting process get spilled as does an astonishing amount of synthetic animal red oil. JAMP is relieved to report that no real animals were harmed in the recording of this podcast.

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

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If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo has one week left but still manages to nab a personal sponsorship, Grant brags about his failures and puts his sun to good use, and Dorsch finally tells us exactly where he is from and the truth will shock you. Later on, fan of the show and advertising pioneer Gloria Bryce Pump (Talia Fraine) pops her head in the Nest to talk slow motion, the sex appeal of food, and breast pumps. The crew also gets deep on the ethical dilemma of slaughtering synthetic animals for their synthetic fur. 

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

We're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

Find us on Twitter @PodCrewsControl

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)