Crews Control

Leo strikes stock market gold and ends up on Forbes top 10, Dorsch incorrectly disposes of his lunch, and Grant's brain wages war on itself. Speaking of money, film financier William "Bill" Davies Papomp (Ryan Gaul) drops by the Crews Nest to see how much money he can raise for some potential upcoming JAMP productions. We also find out what happened to Grant that caused him to diverge away from his family's average CERN level intelligence. #JackBlackGetFucked #WeActuallyLoveJackBlackAndFormallyInviteHimOnThePodcast

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant decides to put his past behind him and literally tries to cook up the next hit film, Leo gets a little too political and tells the true story of his family's "Glasserole Incident", and Dorsch goes rooting around in a stranger's purse and almost makes an unfixable mistake. A little later, Gesticulation Consultant Ronny (Marissa Rice) stops by the Nest to talk nonverbal talk. Ronny brings a lot to the table and Dorsch helps her unpack it all. Some of the topics the Crew covers with her are how holding a mug defines one's character, the dark and unsurprisingly erotic world of the Spy Kids fan-fic site "Thumblr", and how ten minutes of Tech Deck a day keeps the TEC-9 away. 

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant takes everyone on a company expensed trip to Gettysburg PA for the annual Lincoln Lodge Luncheon. Dorsch thought he was going on vacation and Leo wants nothing more than to be kicked off the grounds. Much to Grant's surprise, two newcomers are seated at his regular table. The Crew sets up another remote nest and chats with Topster McMan and Mary-T (Ethan Parets and Laurel Gozzo). Additionally, Grant speaks the saddest sentence of all time, Leo secures a very romantic date, and Dorsch pulls a National Treasure.

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo makes an unapologetic vow and reveals he is in possession of Grant's least favorite historical artifact,  Dorsch has a fashion faux pas and is totally not illiterate, and Grant invites his co-hosts to a party at his family's ancestral home, the Lincoln Lodge. Speaking of parties, the Crew sits down with famed stunt double Buck Housman (Billy Cox) at the wrap party for one of JAMP's recent films. Buck peels himself off of two giant celebrity-lookalike-strippers to come chat about his suspiciously timed injuries and the "death" of Timothée Chalamet. We wish this episode was sponsored by Pringles; Once you pop, the fun don't stop!

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo that rascal! He absconded with the recording equipment leaving Grant and Dorsch alone in the Crews Nest without any idea of what was going on. In the meantime, Leo goes on a way too arduous quest to find eight bottles of champaign for an upcoming wrap party. He ends up at the local mall where he interacts with a plethora of new faces including but not limited to Banana Republic employees Vermont and Michigan (Zach Barker and Ari Goldberg). Leo also comes face to face with some old camp bullies and has a close encounter of the fifth kind. You don't want to miss out on this inside look into the everyday life of Leopold Bordeaux!

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(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant lets slip the existence of some of the Lincoln family secrets, Leo mourns his failed project and generates even more online enemies, and Dorsch says yes to drugs. Bob Francis, you know, that old union lighting guy, (JJ Moran) stops by to talk about the new documentary "Lights, Camera, Lights Again" that he and J.A.M.P. are working on together. Along with the film, Bob and the Crew chat about the sordid past of other famous Bob, Bob Barker, the three best places to do cocaine, and later they all enjoy watching a clip from the project they worked on together last, the 90 minute Oscar winning Zippo lighter commercial.

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Leo announces his new architectural project, Dorsch reveals his new discount tattoo, and Grant boasts about how he singlehandedly ruined an entire city's economical and educational industry leaving it nothing more than a sad coal town. Later on, the Nest is visited by Fred Jones (Dan Kelly), Head Puppeteer and Creator of Firefighter Funhouse. Fred and a few of his puppets teach the Crew about the magic triangle of facial features, the difference between Yoda and Grover's voices, and have a deep conversation about soles and the fishmongers who monger them.

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant had so much fun during the first leg of his BO-BA Journey of Self Discovery on the Ugandan Savannah that he decided to take the recording equipment with him on the second leg in Salt Lake (no not THAT Salt Lake). Leo and Dorsch take a well deserved but probably not earned break from recording while Grant is off discovering himself. Join your favorite presidential descendant as he meets a plethora of new friends including Barf Kingsley and Mr. Pilot (Pete Broderick and George LaBour), enjoys the hospitality of three very unique hotels, and walks a mile, or rather a tunnel, in Princess Diana's shoes. 

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

It's our twentieth episode!!! We didn't do anything special for it. Grant tears the syfy channel a new one, Leo gets up close and personal with Idris Elba's crotch, and Dorsch learns that there is more to the Star Wars universe than that one animated show on Disney XD. Later on, Hollywood's best aspiring agent Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan) stops by. Tony has nothing to do with Martian Conquest or anything we at JAMP are working on. Grant invited him to guest on the show after meeting him in a filthy Starbucks bathroom. Enjoy!

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected]

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)

Grant prepares for a journey of self discovery, Dorsch sets his eyes on an AILF, and Leo experiences a kind of fatherhood. A little later we have quite the guest in the Nest this week! Krypto the Super Dog and his pal Ace the Bat-Hound take a break from fighting dog based evil to talk about their new fil... What's that? Different Krypto? And it's Grant's fault? Yeah, that checks out. Somehow we end up talking to Krypto Wesley (Jonas Olson) the currency expert for the new docudrama "Bitcoin Of Truth" this week. Krypto the regular human gives the Crew a lesson on the crazy world of cryptocurrency using hands on exercises like "make your own coins", and "send it to Boris".

Questions or comments? You can reach the crew at [email protected] 

We're on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast

If you like the show, help us grow! Rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and Dorsch will bake you an authentic Ukrainian cake!

Cover art by Dave Bender
Theme composed by Steve Sarro

(We can't promise that Dorsch won't eat your authentic Ukrainian cake)