Crews Control

The Crew gets a game changing letter from owner and CEO of J.A.M.P. Productions Cristoff, Leo announces his new hobby and potential lineage, Grant shares he has the hots for a particular Pence woman (no not Mother), and Dorsch reminds us how he got his job. Our guest this week was going to be Keith Richards but he thought Grant was just asking for an autograph. In his stead we got the best key grip in the business, Stephen Staarrre (Hank Nooney). Let's just say Mr. Staarrre grips much more than just keys. He also shares the secret to the art of visualization and gives quite the scoop on the mangiest little dog in Hollywood, Timothée Chalamet.

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

Whats this? A mysterious sticky note left on Grant's "parking spot"? Actual plot? Listen to find out!  

Jason Child (Matt Griffin) drops by this week to talk about his time as Script Supervisor on the new happy go lucky film about a murderous middle-schooler, "Tyler's Secret" The Crew talks Bond, Etymology, Jeff Bezos' time as Leo's penis handler, and those blue signs with the turtle on them all over parking lots. 

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

Grant Lincoln, great great great great grandson of Abe Lincoln, finally shares some of his family secrets with the Crew. From Gettysburg to big tennis, your questions WILL get answered. Later on the director of The Translator, Lesley Knight (Ann Bybee-Finley) enters the Crews Nest. Lesley, being the only Hollywood director with a degree in quantum physics, chats with the Crew about her crazy directorial talent of making the concept of time travel immensely uninteresting. They also discus the vermin problem on set, and later wax poetic about "crazy future man Gary Busey".

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

Self described Comedy Fluffer Lev Stevenson (George LaBour), barges into the "crews nest" this week. He tells us about his time as the the fourth stooge, his pivotal role in the oddly prophetic film "Kennedy In Dallas, Don't Lose Your Head", and does his best to make us laugh with his seemingly endless stream of book puns. We are also given quite the scoop on famous funnyman Mike Myers. As Mr. Stevenson himself says, "You can't help but laugh."

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

Leo and Dorsch finally return from their impromptu trip to New Mexico to find that Grant has made some changes to the break room. After some finger lickin' stories from their Midwest adventure, the crew welcomes famed composer Hank Melon (Andy Bridges) into the "control room". We finally tackle important issues like Oklahoma BBQ vs. Ukrainian BBQ, the flavor profile of a basketball, and we uncover the startling truth behind how John Cena got so jacked. Also, please excuse Grant for speaking into the wrong end of the microphone for the first 15 minutes. He really is doing the best he can.

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Theme composed by Steve Sarro

Well, that certainly didn't take very long. Janet Tongas has quit her position as Production Assistant at J.A.M.P Productions. The answer to why lies within this very episode. We honor her departure by not having a guest this week. Leo had Hollywood big shot Jason Momoa lined up but Grant refused on account of not wanting to be seen in such a vulnerable state. In lieu of Mr. Momoa, the guys chat about Leo's beef with Hugh Laurey, Grant's magnum opus, and the dunk contest they had vs. Shaquille "The One Who Walks Between Worlds" O'neal.

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Theme Song by Steve Sarro

The Crew is back for another episode after a long day on set. Grant and the gang reveal what they've sacrificed for the podcast. Later on, and don't let his creditors know, Location Coordinator and Security Detail Specialist Paul Anspring (Mark O'Connell) stops by to talk bedbugs, the art of hot dog sucking, and everyone's least favorite hive, The Pestborough Baptist Church. 

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Theme Song by Steve Sarro

The cast has gone home and the crews in control, welcome to the pilot episode of Crews Control! Grab a clipboard and put on your headset as you join J.A.M.P. Productions crew, Grant Lincoln, Leopold Bordeaux, Janet Tongas, and Dorsch on their mission to become rich and famous. Shortly after declaring they were the only ones who hadn't left for the day, everyone's favorite starlet Mary-Lynn Thepostman proves the crew wrong and drops in on the recording session to talk triplets, tits, and the US Post Office.

Show Art by Dave Bender

Theme Song by Steve Sarro