How do you get a nickname like "Bloody" Bill Anderson? Hint: start with scalping and see where it goes from there. Comedian Kyle Ray joins Rich and Shefsky for an American Civil War tale of love (of violence) and friendship (between murderous psychopaths). IT'S A WILD ONE FOLKS. This episode includes inanimate prostitutes, literally rock-solid father figures and TV's newest procedural: CSI 1850.

LIVE SHOW!!! CRiiiME will be appearing Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. First 20 emails get on the guest list. Come get nuts. 

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CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

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Sometimes the only thing worse than the boss is the boss's son. Unless the boss crucifies people, then that's really hard to top. BUT BOY DOES THIS DUDE'S KID TRY. Comedian Joe Dosch joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Arthur Thompson, one of the most feared gangsters in the entire United Kingdom. Not only did he have a penchant for straight razors, but he also fathered a massive douche. This episode includes filthy gyms, an overzealous prostate exam and the debut of Rich's drag name. 

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Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD.

Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Sometimes the only thing worse than the boss is the boss's son. Unless the boss crucifies people, then that's really hard to top. BUT BOY DOES THIS DUDE'S KID TRY. Comedian Joe Dosch joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Arthur Thompson, one of the most feared gangsters in the entire United Kingdom. Not only did he have a penchant for straight razors, but he also fathered a massive douche. This episode includes filthy gyms, an overzealous prostate exam and the debut of Rich's drag name. 

Follow @joedosch

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD.

Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

HAPPY NEW YEAR! While you're pretending to give the gym a chance, put on your headphones and take in this week's episode with Nick Youssef. Our tale hearkens back to the 1770s; a time when people still said "hark" and wore wigs and were called Whigs and probably smelled like dirty fake hair. Nick joins the guys to learn about James Fitzpatrick, the Robin Hood of the revolutionary war (if Robin really loved flogging people). This episode includes a horse-wife, a wife-horse, a Quaker fetish and drunk Amazon wish-listing. 

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Listen to his podcast Nick America

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD.

Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three) 

HAPPY NEW YEAR! While you're pretending to give the gym a chance, put on your headphones and take in this week's episode with Nick Youssef. Our tale hearkens back to the 1770s; a time when people still said "hark" and wore wigs and were called Whigs and probably smelled like dirty fake hair. Nick joins the guys to learn about James Fitzpatrick, the Robin Hood of the revolutionary war (if Robin really loved flogging people). This episode includes a horse-wife, a wife-horse, a Quaker fetish and drunk Amazon wish-listing. 

Follow @NickYoussef

Listen to his podcast Nick America

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD.

Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three) 

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! Candice Thompson returns to the show per listener request (we would have had her back anyway cause she's dope). Candice joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Robert Coombes, who nearly had the greatest week of any child in 1890s England, except for one minor detail. This home alone prequel includes potato-sack body, freestyle OBGYNs and the key to marital bliss. 

Follow @jokesbyCandice

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

...Mom's dead."

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! Candice Thompson returns to the show per listener request (we would have had her back anyway cause she's dope). Candice joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Robert Coombes, who nearly had the greatest week of any child in 1890s England, except for one minor detail. This home alone prequel includes potato-sack body, freestyle OBGYNs and the key to marital bliss. 

Follow @jokesbyCandice

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

...Mom's dead."

Ever think that life would be easier if you could just make money out of nowhere? Yeah, we all thought that, but we don't do it. Rich and Shefsky are joined by comedian Andy Haynes for a story of fake everything.William Chaloner made knock offs of things you would never imagine. Think "what if someone made fake copies of a real lawn-chairs, how dumb would that be?" Now go even more stupid. This episode includes alliteration, butt-history and a surprise cameo from one the most famous people in world history.

Follow @ImAndyHaynes he's super funny.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Ever think that life would be easier if you could just make money out of nowhere? Yeah, we all thought that, but we don't do it. Rich and Shefsky are joined by comedian Andy Haynes for a story of fake everything.William Chaloner made knock offs of things you would never imagine. Think "what if someone made fake copies of a real lawn-chairs, how dumb would that be?" Now go even more stupid. This episode includes alliteration, butt-history and a surprise cameo from one the most famous people in world history.

Follow @ImAndyHaynes he's super funny.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Over the first 41 episodes of CRiiiME, we've heard some terrible plans. One woman poorly acted like she was poisoned to throw off the trail of her murders. A strange Frenchman went to fake work everyday while embezzling from his family. Then there was the drunk bank robber. But none of those dimwits were half as embarrassingly bad as the subject of this week's story. Jayson Thibault returns to the studio with Sara Lehmann, the co-host of his new show "92.7 The Pod", to hear the story of the DeAutremont brothers. These dinks ignored every sign that they had no business lawbreaking. It did not turn out well. I'll give you a taste: the one holding the dynamite insists on chain-smoking. This episode includes cripple-cide, ill-timed naps and America's most remote gay bar. 

Follow @theteeb @nosaltsara and check out 92.7 The Pod on iTunes

Support the show by visiting our sponsors!

Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)