Happy belated Valentine's Day! Since we forgot to get you a card, here's an episode about true love starring comedian Irina Skaya. The boys invite Irina to the show for the story of Charlie Smith and his lover, Tonya (last name redacted, for now, because it's awesome). Their love burned like a candle you left by the window and forgot about until your smoke alarm went off and you had to run outside in your undies and watch your house go up in flames. This episode includes felonious foreplay, terrible fashion choices and the Oskar Schindler of chickens. 

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CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

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Some criminals murder. Some steal. Some commit arson. But SOME do it ALL. This week, Rich and Shefsky are joined by actor/producer/Canadian Roy Tighe for the story of Lizzie Halliday, once labeled the "Worst Woman On Earth." When she wasn't killing people, Lizzie could be found on her national tour of asylums for the criminally insane. This episode includes a Metallica impressions, deadly mouth play and unconventional sanitary napkins. 

CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. Tickets are still available HERE.

We are back on PATREON! Support the show and get bonus episodes of all sorts: mini-crimes, guest stories, pre-show hangs, etc. More cool rewards coming soon!

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Visit our sponsors!

Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

A Peace That Remains is offering our listeners 10% off dope art made from the ashes of people/pets you loved. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Some criminals murder. Some steal. Some commit arson. But SOME do it ALL. This week, Rich and Shefsky are joined by actor/producer/Canadian Roy Tighe for the story of Lizzie Halliday, once labeled the "Worst Woman On Earth." When she wasn't killing people, Lizzie could be found on her national tour of asylums for the criminally insane. This episode includes a Metallica impressions, deadly mouth play and unconventional sanitary napkins. 

CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. Tickets are still available HERE.

We are back on PATREON! Support the show and get bonus episodes of all sorts: mini-crimes, guest stories, pre-show hangs, etc. More cool rewards coming soon!

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Visit our sponsors!

Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

A Peace That Remains is offering our listeners 10% off dope art made from the ashes of people/pets you loved. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Some people were simply born to be criminals. Others only THINK they were and spend a lifetime failing fantastically. Those are the kinds of stories we LOVE on this show. Comedian Brian Simpson (@shortwideneck) joins Rich and Shefsky for the tale of Gary Krist, who viewed himself as a criminal mastermind, a label complicated by the fact that he kept getting caught. Over and over again. This episode includes a KKK lawyer, parolee dating profiles and a three-part CRiiiME-ony. 

CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. Tickets are still available HERE.

We are back on PATREON! Support the show and get bonus episodes of all sorts: mini-crimes, guest stories, pre-show hangs, etc. More cool rewards coming soon!

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Visit our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Some people were simply born to be criminals. Others only THINK they were and spend a lifetime failing fantastically. Those are the kinds of stories we LOVE on this show. Comedian Brian Simpson (@shortwideneck) joins Rich and Shefsky for the tale of Gary Krist, who viewed himself as a criminal mastermind, a label complicated by the fact that he kept getting caught. Over and over again. This episode includes a KKK lawyer, parolee dating profiles and a three-part CRiiiME-ony. 

CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. Tickets are still available HERE.

We are back on PATREON! Support the show and get bonus episodes of all sorts: mini-crimes, guest stories, pre-show hangs, etc. More cool rewards coming soon!

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Visit our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

"Would you like to be something worse than a carney?" Questions like this are why today's guest is PERFECT for the show. Comedian Kyle Clark takes a break from releasing great albums on dead platforms (like this) to join Rich and Shefsky for the story of Joseph Weil A.K.A. "The Yellow Kid." Weil is probably the greatest con-artist in American history. That will be true at least until Rich finds the next one to hyperbolize (is that a word?). In this episode the boys discover the original black and tan, a number of great band names and that Shefsky should never, ever be allowed to hold money. 

CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. Tickets are still available HERE.

We are back on PATREON! Support the show and get bonus episodes of all sorts: mini-crimes, guest stories, pre-show hangs, etc. More cool rewards coming soon!

Follow @kyleclarkisrad and get his new album HERE

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

"Would you like to be something worse than a carney?" Questions like this are why today's guest is PERFECT for the show. Comedian Kyle Clark takes a break from releasing great albums on dead platforms (like this) to join Rich and Shefsky for the story of Joseph Weil A.K.A. "The Yellow Kid." Weil is probably the greatest con-artist in American history. That will be true at least until Rich finds the next one to hyperbolize (is that a word?). In this episode the boys discover the original black and tan, a number of great band names and that Shefsky should never, ever be allowed to hold money. 

CRiiiME will be appearing LIVE Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. Tickets are still available HERE.

We are back on PATREON! Support the show and get bonus episodes of all sorts: mini-crimes, guest stories, pre-show hangs, etc. More cool rewards coming soon!

Follow @kyleclarkisrad and get his new album HERE

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Some people just weren't designed to be parents. Or spouses. Or anything for that matter. Jak Knight (from Big Mouth on Netflix) joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Sara Jane Moore, an early frontrunner for CRiiiME's "Mother of the Year" award. Sara Jane starts off pretty nutty and then goes way past that. In this episode the boys learn that they are better than garbage, pine cones can be sexy and the true source of chem-trails. 

LIVE SHOW!!! CRiiiME will be appearing Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. First 20 emails get on the guest list. Come get nuts. 

Follow @ItsJakKnight

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

Some people just weren't designed to be parents. Or spouses. Or anything for that matter. Jak Knight (from Big Mouth on Netflix) joins Rich and Shefsky for the story of Sara Jane Moore, an early frontrunner for CRiiiME's "Mother of the Year" award. Sara Jane starts off pretty nutty and then goes way past that. In this episode the boys learn that they are better than garbage, pine cones can be sexy and the true source of chem-trails. 

LIVE SHOW!!! CRiiiME will be appearing Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. First 20 emails get on the guest list. Come get nuts. 

Follow @ItsJakKnight

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)

How do you get a nickname like "Bloody" Bill Anderson? Hint: start with scalping and see where it goes from there. Comedian Kyle Ray joins Rich and Shefsky for an American Civil War tale of love (of violence) and friendship (between murderous psychopaths). IT'S A WILD ONE FOLKS. This episode includes inanimate prostitutes, literally rock-solid father figures and TV's newest procedural: CSI 1850.

LIVE SHOW!!! CRiiiME will be appearing Saturday, March 17th at The World Famous Comedy Store with guest Jeremiah Watkins and some other dope people. First 20 emails get on the guest list. Come get nuts. 

Follow @theKYLERAY

CRiiiME is a show about lawbreakers from Rich Slaton and Jon Shefsky, taped in the dungeon at The World Famous Comedy Store.

Support the show by visiting our sponsors! Joe Erle at C3 Risk & Insurance Services is giving a $25 Amazon gift card to CRiiiME fans who get a policy. 

Follow us on social media @CRiiiMEPOD. Email us at [email protected] (one "i" or three)