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Another pheasant shoot, another dead (human) body. Get new interests, people! These shoots aren't safe! This is especially true for the high ranking hobbyists of Westershire police force, ACC Fisher, and Inspector Henry Crabb.  Henry is a chef and a policeman, because why not? He's also not great with cash and manages to lose a wad of it in the opening scenes. Because of this he winds up catering the shoot in question and, naturally, having to investigate the death of the day. 

This is a short episode from us as, once again, time has not been on our side. To be fair though, I think we said all that needs to be said. 

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS. 

Our next episode is on "Grace", season three, episode one, "Dead Like You." This is available on ITVX in the UK, and on Prime and Britbox in the US. 

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At last! The long awaited Ellis! Channel Five have come good with this one (adverts notwithstanding) as Ellis is not half bad. Sharon D. Clarke is pretty fab, if a bit brooding, in the title role, and the story holds together so long as you don't think about it too much, which, of course, we do.

There are citizen journalists, the most annoying woman in the world, a kid with a drone, a man running round clutching his amputated hand, and an absolutely incompetent murderer. We also discuss how our gen alpha children are an improvement on us, their millennial parents, and it's got nothing to do with avocado toast and posh coffees. 

There's some crazy echoing on the audio which we've tried to remove but you might hear the ghost of Lily while Lex is talking, so apologies for that. 

Oh, and Lex manages to turn herself into Gandalf at one point. 

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and is, of course, full of SPOILERS. 

Our next episode is on "Pie in the Sky", season three, episode two, "Game Pie." This is available for free in the UK on the "U" app on freeview, and on PBS in the USA. 

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Hey crime drama lovers,

Sorry about the lack of a proper episode this week - Lex has been facing challenges at work that even a team including Jane Tennison, Endeavour Morse, Sherlock Holmes, and Jackson Brodie would struggle to overcome. We will get "Ellis" out to you next week! 

In the meantime, here is Lily rambling on for five minutes. 

Our next episode will be on "Ellis" season one, episode three. This can be found on C5 on demand in the UK, on Apple TV in the US, and on Stan in Australia. 

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Welcome to our first episode recorded face to face, in the same room rather than hundreds of miles apart! We had a WONDERFUL time, although the benefit to you is nil. The sound quality is patchy (we had tried for a studio but it was Good Friday and weverything was closed) as we were in Lily's airbnb room, and we are horribly hungover as we had been out celebrating Lex's birthday the night before. 

Having said that, we talk all things Case Histories, from the flawed, if highly appealing, main detective, to the conjoined cases he solves, lost cats, dead dogs, death by axe, death by accidental neck slashes, and religious visions on the side. Lily LOVED it, but when all's said and done, Lex would have preferred to watch Taken. Again. #toteslegit

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and of course, is full of SPOILERS.

UPDATE: Our next episode will bring on "Ellis" season one, episode three. This is available on Channel 5 on demand in the UK and on Acorn TV and Prime elsewhere. 

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First off, let us apologise for the amount we talk about the weather and various weather apps at the beginning. It's almost like we didn't want to talk about Rosemary and Thyme. Almost. 

But we do get into it, and what towering achievment of television it isn't. There are two people shot dead, some extortion, terrible wallpapering, a menace on wheels, our heros merrily encouraging toxic relationships, and a three legged dog that gets the blame. Oh, and the MISSING CURRY PLANTS! SOUND THE ALARUMS, WE HAVE PLANT THEFT! 

So, enjoy. As much as you can. Even Felicity Kendal and Pam Ferris can't save this one. 

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode will be on "Case Histories" season one, episodes one and two. This is available on U (freeview channel and app) in the UK and on Acorn TV elsewhere. 

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It's another Agatha Christie! Drink every time Lily says "I know we're not talking about the book, but..." 

Actually, don't, that would be dangerous. Protect the NHS.

We had some dramas while recording this episode as a plusnet engineer started drilling into Lily's house, and then the internet cut out so she had to drive across town to keep recording elsewhere. But don't worry, we've cut all that from the edit...we had to, otherwise this episode would have been as long as Towards Zero itself, and if you've watched it, you'll know that's looooong. There's plenty to enjoy though, if like fabulous clothes, sets, lingering stares, and dodgy lipstick. And who doesn't?

We find out more about Lex's exes, her try scoring celebration routine, and how she identifies herself as "just a person watching a thing." Lily, on the other hand, doesn't need to identify herself as anything. You can make your own assumptions about her as she hisses "genius" aggressively when talking about her pal, Agatha. 

#totallylegit

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode will be on "Rosemary and Thyme" season three, episode five, "Three Legs Good." This is available on ITVX in the UK and on BritBox elsewhere. 

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Enter stage left: A tall, pale, man in a deerstalker. Spry, and somewhat unnerving, Jeremy Brett is to some people (Lily), but not others (Lex), the definitive Sherlock Holmes. It's not an absolute belter of a episode though as an intervention by a couples therapist would have perhaps been more suitable to the problem at hand. 

Lex bemoans the lack of brouhaha, but at least we have dancing stick figures, a head of hair that seems to grow like expanding foam, and some of the most extraordinary facial hair ever to grace our TV screens. 

We did it, so it's done. 

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode will be on "Towards Zero" (the new one). This is available on BBC IPlayer in the UK, and will be available on Britbox in the US and Canada from April 16th. 

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Kenneth Branagh shines in this anglicised version of the skandi noir classic, Wallander. However, it's not that hard to shine when everything around you is so incredibly bleak. Having said that, there are lots of bodies, and one of them is even heavily charred, while the others are axed and scalped, so plenty to enjoy on that front. We we also have dodgy eye shadow (sorry, Linda), a pair of shittens (sorry, Linda), and a very unfortunate face mask. 

We quite enjoyed this, but if you are feeling a bit hollowed out by life, Wallander might be one to miss. You could always watch "Dead Again" instead. HIGHLY recommended. Please listen for full synopsis. 

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode will be on "Sherlock Holmes" (the Jeremy Brett version), season one, episode two, "The Dancing Men." This is available on ITVX in the UK, and Amazon Prime and Apple TV elswhere in the world. 

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Silly hats, squabbling academics, tudor costumes, death by antique sword...what can we say? Just the usual antics in the world of crime drama. We've seen all these things before but this time we are in the world of Father Brown. It's not the greatest introduction to the world of G.K. Chesterton's crime solving priest, but if you are into secret codes and battle reinactments, you are in for a treat. 

Apologies for the weird knocking sounds. Both our tracks, recorded on different devices, several hundred miles apart, had strange knockings sounds throughout. We've removed them as much as possible, but, as ever, we don't really know what we're doing. I suspect the ghost of G.K. Chesterton might have been trying to reach us...

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode will be on "Wallander" (the Kenneth Brannagh version), season one, episode one, "Sidetracked." This is available on BBC Iplayer in the UK, and Britbox and PBS in the US. 

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York, present day: A woman is found dead inside a dinosaur exhibit. Not inside the exhibit, you understand.  Not wodged in with the dinosaurs. Only a total fool would think that.

And she drowned....

OR DID SHE?

Well, Patience, our eagle eyed investigative consultant, knows that she did. And Patience leads our professional detectives gently through the clues of dino bones, dodgy tattoos, and google maps. We follow along too, getting occasionally distracted by men named Russell, Lex dressing up as a baguette and/or a tudor cook, and a handsome, if smug, museum director. Happy days!

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode will be on Father Brown, season twelve, episode one, "The Battle of Kembleford." This is available on BBC Iplayer in the UK, and on Britbox and Amazon Prime in the US, and elsewhere in the world.

Original artwork by Mike Luckie
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Music: Mystery Box by V. Draganov