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It's the clash of the Marples! But who is better? Joan Hickson or Julia McKenzie? There's only one way to find out.... 

We will discuss it and come to a considered conclusion! 

Poisoning, stabbing, drowning, and lots of gossiping about high blood pressure; there's so much to love here. Even Lex didn't miss the maggots too much!

We still manage to bring in references to "A Good Ship Murder", "The Marlow Murder Club", "Prime Suspect", "Cracker", "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes", and "McDonald and Dodds." Because, of course we do. 

For further reading on the world of Miss Marple we recommend Dr Mark Aldridge's books, especially "Agatha Christie on Screen" and "Agatha Christie's Marple: Expert on wickedness." Lily has them both. Signed by the author. 

This episode contails descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS! 

Despite what we say at the end of this episode, we will NOT be doing Benidorm is Murder for our next episode! Instead, as Annika is temporarily back on BBC Iplayer we will be looking at season two, episode three - the shark tank episode! Gosh we hope it's a good one! You can find it on PBS Masterpiece and Britbox elsewhere in the world. Exciting! 

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The school holidays are in full swing and I'm afraid all we have been able to squeeze out is this interim ep. We chat about new crime dramas hitting our screens, as well as digging up some older shows that could be worth a squiz. 

Mainly it's just Lily ranting about the BBC's terrible Agatha Christie adaptations, as ever. 

Next week we will be talking about the Joan Hickson AND the Julia McKenzie takes on a "A Caribbean Mystery." Have a rootle around ITVX, Channel 4 on demand, or Britbox and you'll find them there. 

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Cooper and Fry are a pair of mismatched detectives, one a blow-in from the city, one local born and bred. They have different ways of doing things and don't get along at first...

Wait! Come back! I know you think you've seen this all before but it's not like that!

Well, it is entirely like that BUT this time we have Screaming Skulls and Hands of Glory! Come for the skeletal remains, stay for the screaming skulls!

And it's worth it for Lex's conspiracy theory regarding "Cooper and Fry" and our old nemesis, "The Good Ship Murder."

This podcast contains descriptions of fictionalised violence and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Credit to reelmockery.com for their blog on Cooper and Fry.


Our next episode will be on "Miss Marple," the Joan Hickson one! Specifically "A Carribbean Mystery." This is currently available in the UK on Channel Four in demand, and on Britbox elsewhere in the world.

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With opening credits created by a GCSE Media Studies student, a victim with "darkness" in her, a man in a silly hat, and HUGE amounts of spraying blood, this is a bit of a winner. Lex enjoyed it more than she enjoys a piece of toast, and as you will discover, she loves a bit of toast. 

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS. 

Our next episode will be on "Cooper and Fry" season one, episode one. This is available in the UK on Channel 5 on demand, ABC iview in Australia, and is available for purchase on Apple TV elswhere in the world (sorry!). 

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Behold the Knuckerhold Dragon! 

This one is a bit bonkers but we (Lily) love it anyway. Lex misses the maggots of course, but that's just Lex for you.

How could you NOT love it though? Morris Dancing, liquid rubber, a bloke called Marvellous, AND a blow pipe! Lex was about to go on holiday when we recorded and she is at her giddiest...which is saying something. 

Oh, and apologies for the Dick Johnson of it all. We came across a person with that name just before recording and you know how infantile we are when it comes to names. Sorry Dick. 

This episodes contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode is on "Hinterland," Season one, episode four. This is available on BBC Iplayer in the UK, and on Acorn or Britbox elsewhere in the world. 

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The Met Police are at it again! DCI Joe Mottram is in Capri to spend time with his daughter and his in laws following the death of his wife. Naturally, the murders come rolling in and he must help the local plod catch the various bad guys. 

The whole thing feels like a deja vu, and we're still not quite sure how the murder happened, but it does have that guy from Coronation Street in it...you know the one. 

We also discuss Gary Lucy, and various different types of pants. 

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence and, of course, is full of SPOILERS. 

Our next episode is on Beyond Paradise, season four, episode three. This is available on BBC Iplayer in the UK, and on BritBox elsewhere in the world. 

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First of all, apologies if your name is Alan Daniels. Or Alan anything, actually. We are not kind to you in this episode, but we do love you really.

Blame "Above Suspicion"! It pushed us to the edge of reason with the gassy corpses, sexual harassment, drooling murderer, graphic flashbacks, and, of course, ALL THE MAGGOTS.

DCI Langton is not the only one who needed a tumbler of whisky by the time the credits rolled. 

Needless to say, Lex loved it. 

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS.

Our next episode is on "A Taste For Murder," season one, episode two. This is available on ITVX in the UK, and Britbox elsewhere in the world.

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Better late than never! Especially if you watched The Puzzle Lady and were starting to grow resentful towards us. We apologise. For everything. Our tardiness. Our program choice...

We didn't love this one, but we did get to say "no dick, no joy"* again, so maybe it was worth it. And yes, we know Mr Kipling is not an actual person who bakes for the masses. 

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS. 

Our next episode is on "Above Suspicion," season one, episodes one and two. This is available on ITVX in the UK and on Prime and Apple TV elsewhere in the world. 

*If you don't get this reference, check out our Dalziel and Pascoe episode. 

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Hey presto! It's our second episode of Patience, and we did, indeed, lose our patience with it. There is a man with a silly hat though, which goes a long way with us, but sadly not far enough. 

Buckle in for magicians, jewel thieves, and a Master Manipulater. 

Apparently. 

This episode contains descriptions of fictionised violence, and of course, is full of SPOILERS. 

Our next episode is on "Murder Most Puzzling", season one, episode one. This is available on Channel 5 on demand in the UK, on PBS Masterpiece in the US, but you might need a VPN elsewhere in the world. 

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Better late than never! Apologies for the late delivery of this episode; Trial and Retribution knocked us out and it took us an extra few days to digest. Especially with all those maggots. All. Those. Maggots. 

If you can stomach maggots though (not literally), and want to see Richard E Grant in FULL flow, then we recommend watching this series of Trial and Retribution. 

This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, is full of SPOILERS. 

At time of recording this programme was available on ITVX in the UK, and on Britbox, Prime, and Apple TV elsewhere in the world. 

Our next episode will be on "Patience," season two, episode three. This is available to watch on Channel 4 catch up in the UK, on the ABC in Australia, and on PBS and Prime in the US. 

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Music: Mystery Box by V. Draganov