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CrimeLess
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CrimeLess episodes
- How to fake your death and (almost get away with it)
Two men who took the extremely hard road to escape their problems -- and probably regret it now.
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43 min - Funny Money
Rory and Josh learn the best (and worst) ways to duplicate the dollar. It's arts and crafts for criminals, and the counterfeit cash could be in your wallet right now!
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40 min - Even Bad Guys Fall for Scams
How do you lay a trap for a criminal? Today, CrimeLess explores the ridiculous scams that caught crooks.
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43 min - BONUS: Shamrock tells all
Our full conversation with Shamrock the parrot (and Andrew Herrnreiter from the Greater Chicago Cage Bird Society and Rescue). We learn the intricacies of caring for "perpetual toddlers" and Shamrock's own personal lore!
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18 min - Could your pet murder you?
CrimeLess goes looking for a mascot...and discovers that all the animals are secretly adorable little psychopaths.
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36 min - Why is it so easy to steal a car?
Grand theft auto is for everyone! Rory and Josh learn that teens, dogs, and even monkeys can go for a joy ride.
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33 min - Flight attendants gone wild
Dancing naked in business class, snack box citizen's arrest, and other incredibly stupid ways to ruin a flight. The seatbelt sign is OFF for this episode of CrimeLess.
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37 min - BONUS: Why can't America have funnier town names?
Real-life British person Jo Barratt joins Josh to explore the United Kingdom's glorious array of ridiculous place names.
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11 min - How to escape from prison (in England)
Rory and Josh learn about Houdini Hinds, a British criminal and legendary prison escape artist. Plus, syphilis wigs and defamation law!
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37 min - Mascots Behaving Badly
Chuck E. Cheese runs from the law, the Pirate Parrot gets a side gig, and the Phantic lives up to his name. Rory and Josh unmask the illegal activity of America's most beloved mascots.
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About CrimeLess
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What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist.
Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something — at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It’s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You’re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.)
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