The Girls are joined by Joseph Schles to discuss Dennis Rader, the BTK Killer. They talk about Ted Bundy in Our Buddy Bundy and question exactly what they wouldn’t do for Shemar Moore. Brought back to the floppy disc-era, we learn the importance of not being so repressed and letting your freak flag fly! Does someone on the pod actually talk to serial killers? And could the 90s boy band B2K have something to do with BTK?

This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 15: Unfinished Business.

The Girls are joined by Samantha Hale to discuss Fred and Rosemary West. They disagree about Shemar Moore, and discuss the first Our Buddy Bundy Segment — does someone on the pod have an actual Bundy story?? While Sam is displeased with her chosen episode, Veronica tries to pronounce French terms and English countryside villages…languages have never been her forte. They also give advice on asking for sugar and reporting your neighbors.

This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 14: Riding the Lightning. 

The Girls are joined by Aviv Rubinstien to discuss the Tylenol Killer and Captain Killdozer. They learn about mass hysteria and penis panic. They are introduced to a new game called Snack or Wack by the Special Viewing Unit Podcast and we meet the voice behind the Gimme Moore intro. Find out what states are the craziest and where Florida ranks, as they ask the important questions like: would we still love Stacy if she were a worm.

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 13: Poison.

The Girls are joined by Alyssa Poteet to discuss the kidnapping of Jaycee Dugard. They learn the dangers of Stranger Danger, in the Peer Review segment, before objectifying Shemar Moore. They discuss MySpace, AIM, ChatRoulette, and the time before cell phones. Plus they ask the tough questions: Is prison the best place to meet men? How much do you think you could survive? And how many Emmys does Criminal Minds actually have? 

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 12: What Fresh Hell

The Girls are joined by Anastasia Washington to discuss the Werewolf of Wisteria, Albert Fish. They continue to objectify Shemar Moore in Gimme Moore, while also talking about creepy singing kids and Ben and Jerry’s. They discuss genders and sexualities in true crimes and the truth behind true crime people. Also… Was someone actually kidnapped??

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 11: Blood Hungry.

The Girls are joined by Rocky Roberts to discuss Ricky Kasso, the Satanic Panic, and the West Memphis Three. Hear them talk about plans to start a metal band, hanging out in graveyards, and new theories around favorite murders. They also touch on sneezing with your eyes open, Teenage Dirtbag origins, DND, Stranger Things, and growing up in rural Texas.

This episode can be linked to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 10: The Popular Kids.

The Girls are joined by Steve Furey to discuss Ralph Tortorici, the paranoid schizophrenic who took an Albany classroom hostage, and the intricacies of an insanity defense. They discuss opioid use and stalk Shemar Moore before being joined by behaviorist Kristen Green for her Peer Review segment, where she tries to explain M-theory to simpletons. They also discuss whether or not the Matrix is real, sympathy sex vs sympathy burgers, and how long each would survive in jail.

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 9: Derailed.

The Girls are joined by Alex Clark to discuss Richard Kuklinski, aka The Iceman, a legendary mob hitman. Is he as prolific as the stories claim? Can Shemar Moore reach hotter heights? Join them as they discuss the New York Mob, the RICO Act, Jimmy Hoffa and the Unions. They’ll also discuss Tiger King, de-aging, and space travel retirement plans.

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 8: Natural Born Killer.

The Girls are joined by Parnell Piano to discuss Anatoly Onoprienko and the different types of family annihilators. They continue to rate Shemar Moore but, for the first time ever, add Matthew Gray Gubler to the mix for the first ever Gimme Gubes. They talk about Tim DeKay, Veronica’s ideal age range for men, Stacy’s tiny hands and her iron deficiency. With the tiny pitter patter of elderly German Shepherd feet in the background, the Girls give advice for how not to get arrested for a crime.

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 7: The Fox.

The Girls are joined by Emma Oliver to discuss The DC Snipers, John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo. As always, they rate Shemar Moore, discuss death sentences for teens, and the morality of the true crime genre. Also mentioned, Cocaine Bear, Joel Schumacher’s Phone Both, No Man of God, and unreliable narrators.

This episode can be tied to Criminal Minds season 1, episode 6: LDSK.