Crisco, Dez & Wes

If you have any ideas of what we should tattoo on Crisco, preferably something he would hate, please let us know. Also, do you have an unofficial job that you're in charge of at your job?

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#HotTake "Ban mega-rolls of toilet paper. They don't fit in current holders!" "Barbara Streisand is ugly & can't sing 🤮" "Thanksgiving should be moved to a different month. It's too close to Christmas. I would get rid of it all together, but people would have an uproar."

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Tara is lying to her husband about her part-time job! She’s found a way to make some side money that her husband is not a fan of! 

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Ryan's back and couldn't be more excited, and by excited we mean upset. It's amazing how far off the rails this show can go when Ryan's gone for just two days.

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What Secret will die with you? "I was at my son's baseball game. Thought it was just a toot (you know about toots, right Pidge?) I full on pooped my pants. I left instantly and left my son behind. When I came back people asked what happened and I still won't tell anyone to this day!" "I had a four month affair with my priest." "I had unicorn with my algebra teacher." "I was really sick and pooped the bed while my ex boyfriend was in it, but I forgot he was there and moved onto the couch and left the poop in the bed with him... so sorry!"

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Lisa got screwed over by her roommate and is now holding something hostage. Has she gone too far to get what’s owed to her?

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Crisco did something at lunch yesterday that he's very proud of! In fact, he's even claiming he's officially "a big boy now."

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Denise is trying to figure out if she should blow up her life as she knows it, at the small chance she could finally get everything she ever wanted!

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My life will not be complete until I blank?? "My life won’t be complete until I become a mom." "Until I divorce my husband!" "Until I have unicorn with my area manager!!!"

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The things people will do to improve their looks is everchanging and never ceases to amaze us! Plus, Pidge had a magical Christmas that he and his family finally celebrated this past Saturday. Only a Pidge.

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