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Episode 83: “… for how long?"    

Jim, George, and Nebulor/Joseph debate hit pop songs of the 80s that have been lost in time. Also discussed are the Top 5 ointments.

Joseph & Jim recall a squalid spring break moment set to the tune of ‘Rock Me Amadeus.’

Jim schemes and connives to get his honorable mentions heard on the show. 

Joseph unintentionally pays tribute to Kim Carnes 1981 album 'Mistaken Identity' when misattributing a song off it to Rod Stewart. 

George makes an 'on-air' confession/apology for a prank he pulled on a high school marching band adversary, Chris F.  

But the show’s highlight is when, after multiple attempts at landing a juvenile joke from middle-school, Jim finally hits the bullseye for a showstopper.

Enhancement:  Lost 80s Tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWyy7Huc6KA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a35VDvuDiz0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIOJdMdS56k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEjlMvDsp9I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt2dxx9yg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyN_-YSkyhk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAtGOESO7W8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ5VCDON1Mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEt1QFWS9ds

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1TT0yVTlRg

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Episode 82: “You can make Mountain Dew look like champagne."    

In this landmark episode a surprise visitor from the future,  Nebulor (Joseph),  is sent to reprimand Jim and George for violations made during previous shows. The enforcer decides to stick around to debate with them actor roles that have revived Movie/TV star's careers, and discuss the best containers to drink from.

• What was scalding the hands the English for years until they smarted up and added handles?
• Joseph delivers the touching history of Chicago’s ‘Common cup’.
• Way too much time is spent discussing Robert Downey Jr.’s The Singing Detective.
• George attempts to convince Jim to form a police force called the ‘Cup Brigade’. 

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Episode 81: “It's not the size of the war that matters"    

For the launch of Season III Jim and George deliberate about the worst and most pointless backstories forced onto beloved film characters.

Another controversial show moment occurs when Jim and George argue about the home office’s intentions: Did they request information about appetizers or about phone apps?

Why is the working title of George’s autobiography “Fudge up the nuts”?

Possible script idea:
"When Harry met Leatherface”  Harry and Lloyd from  Dumb & Dumber team up with Leatherface, and the Tall Man to take a road trip to save dwarves from another dimension, but not before they stop off to hear Richard Harris sing. 

What is wrong with Jeff the Waiter causing him to belligerently offer mayonnaise instead of ketchup, and Broccoli Bites instead of Fried Cheese.

…and a show ending you’ll never forget!

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Episode 80: ““That’s a surfboard, not a carrot. What cop show has a carrot?”

Jim and George debate the Top 5 Cop Duos in television history along with their favorite birds.

George confronts Jim once he discovers a setting on his microphone has delivered inferior sound for a month or so.

Speculation about  how Otis, the town drunk on the Andy Griffith Show was the only married man on the program and whether or not that had an impact on his excessive drinking.

 What is the ‘rockin-est’ bird ever despite there being more songs written about doves/pigeons?

Which podcast host is Joe Friday and which is more of a Bill Gannon archetype?

A movie with Herman Munster and Brando?

Enhancement:  CHiPs "Roller Disco"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh5GdUY00-k

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Episode 79: “Who’s keeping Long John Silver’s in business?”

Jim and George discuss their  favorite TV Catch Phrases and the best fried foods.

 Why didn’t the Lost in Space robot ever warn any of the rest of the Robinson family when a threat was presented?

What is Jim’s strategy to avoid chewing fatigue when visiting the steakhouse?

Donut Debate: Krispy Kreme, Shipley’s Donuts, or Duncan?

George ends the show by performing a lackluster version of the British joke of “The actress said to the bishop.”

Enhancement:  Stevil chases Steve Urkel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dHvzYyJOws

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(Original Airdate 8-29-2021 on Houston Radio Platinum)

The Crispy Coated Robots get a little less formal and present to you the third solo album by Phil Collins, “No Jacket Required”

Listen in and find out what hit song was inspired by a cut on the Jackson’s “Victory” album, what hit hit features both Sting and Peter Gabriel and  how album got its name and a whole lot more!

Listen to the full album here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JdEbokTHdw&list=PLCjLGgbfOxrzKMcGJ6M25AsdQSFnPrf8-

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Episode 78: “I’m the wolf that cried ‘Boy’...” 

Jim and George discuss their favorite John Travolta roles and the Top 5 Duet Songs.

• Which television sitcom taught George how to be a man?
• Why you should not go to the bathroom in a Quentin Tarantino movie.
• Which two performances did Kentucky Disc Jockey Garry Guthrie splice together making Columbia Records send two superstars back into the studio?
• Which duet couple came to a church that George attended many years ago? 
• What are the first singles that Jim and George purchased?
• No one wants to see clean-shaven Kenny Loggins!

 Gimme Drugs
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNYiJSkF7oA

French Fry Phantom
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df73uwfVVdY

Enhancements: Duet Songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaNGtgYwSsU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B7jWOyzUiY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABfQuZqq8wg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5i7j0VhEHw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKiBG8y2UsY

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Episode 77: “Look at the size of Bruce Willis’ Fred Flintstone-Sized feet!”

In what the guys classify as ‘The Re-Watchable Episode’ Jim and George list their favorite films in 5 categories:

·        Comedy

·        Drama

·        Sci-fi/Horror

·        Romantic Comedy

·        Action

Also, what are their top 5 nuts?

As a self-proclaimed non-sci fi fan, why did Jim as a young boy find the character of Nova in The Planet of the Apes so intriguing?

George gets all philosophical about  feather symbolism of one of Jim’s selections.

And what of the future’s insidious plan to intentionally inject humanity with nut allergies and weaponized common nuts? 

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CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO...

Jim & George listen to Creedence Clearwater Revival's  smash1970 5th album COSMO'S FACTORY.
[Original Air Date: 08/01/21 on Houston Radio Platinum]

Don't have the recording?

Listen to it on YouTube for free here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2GixRGf4AU&t=2718s

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Episode 76: “Smarter, but wrong...” 

Jim and George share their top 5 pics for the biggest jerks in film and the greatest songs about cities; but the real debate comes in as the two disagree about whether big brother Chet is a talking mutant blob or a pile of manure. 

Who or what is killing the seagulls in Baltimore?

Which top jerk actor appears in the Alien, Terminator, and Predator  franchises?

Bonus: Post intermission game in which Jim attempts to guess how many songs have been penned about some of the world’s most famous cities.

Enhancements: City Songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TvDge63Iy8

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