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Episode 107:   Guilty Pleasures II: Twice the Fun, Twice the Guilt!

The second installment of the boys baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.

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Episode 106:  “Never ask a question that you don’t know the answer to.”

Jim, Joseph, and George are out of order in this episode about the Top 5 Courtroom Scenes  in Movies, and Best Candy on a Stick.

·        Marisa Tomei’s controversial Oscar win

·        Learn about Joseph’s favorite pool-side sloppy slobbery treat.

·        Who is considered the greatest movie hero of all-time? 

·        CCR presents ‘JFK The Musical featuring Randy Newman as  Jim Garrison’ and the tap-dancing Magic Bullet.

·        Charlton Heston vs. Spencer Tracey in the Planet of the Apes crossover to the Scopes Trial.

·        “It’s like sweet sawdust.”

·        Learn how James Mason was brought down by a photocopier.

·        Little Lord Fauntleroy visits Stuckey's.

·        Howard Duff completely destroys Meryl Streep.

·        Learn the actual lick count amount to make it to the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop.

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Episode 105:  “ JUST GEORGE...you're gonna love him...or possibly hate him... Thursdays at 9 on ABC...”

The trio host a knock-down, drag out battle for the best font, and also discuss their Top 5 TV actors that enjoyed significant success with multiple television roles.

·        “It’s a Fontroversy!”       

·        Learn the actress that Jim had a TV crush on.

·        Thurston Howell III mocks the visually impaired.

·        What are ‘Imo-gees’?

·        George does everything he can to do to get himself canceled.

·        Nympho-Matic android 

·        Who shot Major Anthony Nelson?

·        Which podcaster was confused as young boy going through puberty when he saw Bill Shatner’s smooth oiled chest?

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Episode 103:  “ Will Dean Higgins win a grant for this episode? Probably not.”

Put your money where your mouth is in this episode as the guys discuss their favorite Kurt Russell Television and Film Roles, and… Coins!

·        Learn what was Kurt Russell’s final TV performance.

·        Which podcast host mistakenly overpaid $4.00 for a can of soda from a vending machine due to the Susan B. Anthony coin conspiracy? 

·        Jim & Joseph recount their experiences in sharing their screenplays to movie execs while watching them receive massages.

·        What flick does Tarantino go all ‘Agatha Christie’?

·        Why are dimes (which are worth double the amount) smaller than nickels?

·        In what movie did Kurt Russell accidentally destroy a $40,000 prop?

·        Learn the origin of the silver dollar pancake.

·        Joseph astonishes Jim and George with his coin-math ability.

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Episode 104:  "Up with People, down with music”  

In this ‘SUPER’ episode the boys relive their favorite halftime performances and their Top 5 foods to consume while enjoying the big game.  

·        Learn Joseph’s snack strategy to keep you fed during the entire game.

·        Consider George’s proposal to have the worst of the worst halftime performers come together in the show of shows: ‘The Dreaded Halftime Apocalypse!’

·        For the first time ever the ‘Bots’ take an on-air call.

·        Why are Paul McCartney’s nipples the absolute best for halftime wardrobe malfunctions?

·        Special Announcement: Coming this Fall, new programming – Crispy Coated Robots Hate

·        Which podcast host claims to have jammed with the greatest guitarist to ever wear purple?

·        Find out how the trio came up with their new gang nicknames ‘Sage, ‘Shred, and ‘Quick.

Enhancements:  Super Bowl Halftimes 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiE8v29h6zI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD1QrIe--_Y 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYYlRArn3g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBkNQZ-6QHg 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucdaEjd1Y4A 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmBQrJNVzw0 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-ScWjvoc-Q 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh0OyvjcJKE 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXwg712zw4 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vFWqk7WQ8w 

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Episode 102:  "I see trees in the forest - dancing with the floop de loops" - YES

**This show is dedicated to the memory of Shelly the Turtle**

Jim, Joseph, and George present their favorite classic rock songs that begin with an amazing vocal intro. Also discussed are the Top 5 organisms to have in an aquarium.

·        What does George consider to be the ‘Terminator of Fish’?

·        Who inspired the song “Killing Me Softly with His Song”?

·        What is Joseph’s criteria for choosing an in-house pet?

·        What is the sure-fire indicator that Mother Nature doesn’t want you to have the ocean in your house?

·        What song set on replay forced English constables to bust in to a flat to turn it off the stereo?

·        Joseph gives hamster owners some much needed advice.

·        What does Jim consider  a ‘Better’ fish?

Enhancements:  Songs with Great Vocal Intros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4A5XuMz_Tw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNvNHZXp5zk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PeyzXvvdmw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRonG87eKw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scSwaKbE64

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJM7TdshUbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQiOA7euaYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP0zj220CbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0

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Episode 101:  “Mar-rah-chee?”

The guys debate the best use of a train in cinema, and the Top 5 Household Appliances. 

·        Which podcast host admits to being a zombie racist?

·        Should there be a litmus test during the job hiring process to observe an applicant pop a bag of popcorn in a microwave?

·        The life-hack of cooking pizza sideways in a toaster DOESN’T WORK!

·        Which Ohio inventor replaced a receptacle of bong water for a high-pressure suction device?

·        Welcome to the Denzel Washington Train Film Festival.

·        Which host brews coffee only for the smell and then pours it out?

·        Apologies to actor Danny Trejo

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Episode 99:  “I see Jesus on a dolphin”

George, Jim, and Joseph discuss the top television programs centered around science fiction, and the Best/Worst Fads of the last five decades.

• Be wary of any fad introduced to you from your grandmother.
  
  
• Was Lou Gehrig a victim of the greed of ‘Big Ice’ as they targeted him in the ALS Ice Bucket challenge to increase frozen water profits?
  
  
• What might have been: ‘Lindsey Graham the Bionic Senator from South Carolina’
  
  
• “Planking is NOT a sport!”
  
  
• Learn what tempts Joseph and George to want to punch small children.
  
  
• Which podcast host admits to rearranging the stickers on their Rubik’s Cube and couldn’t see the image in those Magic-Eye posters?
  
  
• Who religiously recorded their favorite TV program every week on a cassette tape back in early 80s?
  
  
• Steve Austin should not have a moustache! 

Enhancement: Pokémon Go Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8

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Episode 98:  “I am from Belgium; isn’t that weird?”

For this show, the boys discuss the best movies that appear in the 3rd slot of a franchise. Also debated are the must-have toppings for hamburgers.

Why does the idea of incinerating used toys make George emotionally lose it even all these years later? 

Learn Jim’s secret to obtaining additional onions (though often against his will).

What’s up with ‘Special Manipulated’ onions, and who in the world would ever load full-sized pickles on a burger?

“I don’t joke about lettuce, Jim.”

Which actor’s performance traumatized a young 13-year old Joseph so much that he was apprehensive to join Jim in the theater the 1st day of summer 1982?

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Jim & George listen to Bob Seger's  smash1978 10th album STRANGER IN TOWN.
[Original Air Date: 01/09/22 on Houston Radio Platinum]

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