Carrie is officially the worst as she rides out an amazing time in her life by being a terrible friend. From dismissing Marcus’s admittedly sad Broadway revue performance to “offering” Miranda help but not really meaning it, Carrie is in full Karen mode and she has the two-tone, dual textured, sassy haircut to prove it. Meanwhile Samantha is full naked clown as she searches for a new vibrator, and Charlotte finds a man who can handle her ugly side.

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