Critically Panned

Other potential episode titles were “Meat Stick,” “I’m Sorry But I Liked It,” “Four Hours of Learning,” and “Serious and Dumb at the Same Time.” (This episode contains spoilers for “Zack Snyder’s Justice League.”)

Timecodes:

2:37 - “Justice League” (2017) thoughts

5:09 - Zack Snyder thoughts

10:20 - “Zack Snyder’s Justice League” review

1:09:32 - Fantasy Royale update

1:10:30 - Trigger Happy

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.

We’re mad that other people are mad about Lola Bunny.

Timecodes:

3:13 - “Cocaine Bear” movie

13:24 - Lola Bunny backlash

28:20 - HBO Max ad-supported plan

41:18 - “Snyder Cut” preamble

1:00:10 - Fantasy Royale update

1:03:32 - Trigger Happy

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

Jacob and Sam have a revelation this week that essentially invalidates most of what they talked about during Kids in College. This is their darkest hour.

Timecodes:

0:15 - Pop-Tarts

5:54 - Stassi Schroeder (of “Vanderpump Rules”) and her baby podcast

18:05 - Adam Levine says bands are dying

28:12 - 2021 Golden Globes winners

39:39 - “WandaVision” review

41:35 - “WandaVision” spoilers

1:09:55 - Fantasy Royale update

1:10:50 - Trigger Happy

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

“I didn’t buy the DLC in the Kama Sutra.” That's an all-time podcast quote.

Timecodes:

4:35 - Pokémon Presents announcements

24:26 - Paramount Plus details

41:33 - Superman film from Ta-Nehisi Coates and J.J. Abrams

47:55 - “Nomadland” review

59:27 - Fantasy Royale update

1:02:16 - Trigger Happy

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

Us: Scorsese is right that true art is being devalued because all entertainment is seen as “content.”

Also us: Can’t wait for Mortal Kombat on HBO Max!

Timecodes:

3:12 - “Mortal Kombat” trailer

15:46 - “Kevin Can F**k Himself” trailer

23:33 - Martin Scorsese’s “content” essay

43:06 - “Judas and the Black Messiah” review

53:25 - Fantasy Royale update (Nintendo Direct)

58:31 - Trigger Happy

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

The boys are in Kansas City to mourn the Chiefs’ loss, and Caitlin is practicing her cordyceps makeup to get ready for The Last of Us TV show. We really know how to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

Timecodes:

2:17 - The Weeknd’s Super Bowl halftime performance

17:22 - The Last of Us casting news

32:02 - Best Valentine’s Day chocolates

38:17 - Best Valentine’s Day romcoms

52:04 - Fantasy Royale update

54:51 - Trigger Happy

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

HBO Max keeps on bringing the hits, and the Golden Globes keep being the easiest punch line of awards season.

Timecodes:

3:53 - “Sonic Prime” coming to Netflix

14:15 - Golden Globes and SAG nominations

40:52 - “The Little Things” review

47:39 - “The Little Things” spoilers

55:59 - Fantasy Royale update

57:19 - Trigger Happy (House, The Sopranos)

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

We’re not betting money on GameStop this week. We’re betting money on Godzilla vs. Kong.

Timecodes:

4:50 - “Godzilla vs. Kong” trailer

17:45 - GameStop breaks the stock market

32:28 - Rumored plot for Fox’s “Deadpool 3”

46:53 - Fantasy Royale update (Cyber Shadow)

51:01 - Trigger Happy ("The Kid Detective," winter weather)

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

Just when you think there couldn’t be another music subgenre, today’s best rapper introduces the world to magic rap. Let the chaos ensue.

Timecodes:

6:55 - “Wonka” prequel announced

17:49 - Macklemore’s post-Trump freestyle

37:27 - Biden-era pop culture

56:49 - Fantasy Royale update (Hitman 3, team names)

59:54 - Trigger Happy (Promising Young Woman, Xbox Live)

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.

We love content so much that we’re willing to bet money on how well it reviews.

Timecodes:

0:55 - Background/Rules

13:46 - Draft

1:00:20 - Trigger Happy

Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new music video for “Holdin’ On To You” on YouTube.