Critically Panned

Critically Panned

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Critically Panned episodes

  • Drunk on the Galactic Starcruiser (Star Wars, Stranger Things, Y: The Last Man, Pig) - Ep. 51
    Okay, but what happens if you get drunk at the Star Wars hotel? Do stormtroopers arrest you? Can you have a one night stand with C-3PO?
    Timecodes:
    0:15 - Bird in garage
    4:16 - Extended “Pig” review (with spoilers)
    15:50 - “Y: The Last Man” trailer
    28:14 - “Stranger Things” season 4 teaser
    41:31 - Disney World’s “Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser” hotel
    58:49 - Fantasy Royale update (Billie Eilish, Bleachers, Foxing, Cry Macho)
    1:02:20 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 11 min
  • No Bucket (Old, The Green Knight) - Ep. 50
    Is “The Green Knight” good? Why does the beach make you old? Do Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis smell bad? These are the burning questions on this week’s episode.
    Timecodes:
    3:20 - Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis don’t like to shower
    15:54 - “Vanderpump Rules” is returning
    22:13 - “Old” review
    43:28 - “The Green Knight” review
    59:27 - Fantasy Royale update (The Green Knight)
    1:00:18 - Corrections / “Snake Eyes” bet update
    1:03:40 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 16 min
  • Unkillable God (Space Jam, Black Widow, Pig, Nope) - Ep. 49
    This week’s episode stars Nic Cage’s pig, Black Widow’s mind-control pigs, and of course, the Notorious P.I.G. That’s all folks.
    Timecodes:
    1:59 - Jordan Peele’s new movie is “Nope”
    14:54 - Caitlin’s “Pig” review
    24:14 - “Black Widow” review
    43:27 - “Space Jam: A New Legacy” review
    1:16:17 - Fantasy Royale update (French Dispatch, ITYSL S2, McCartney 3,2,1, Ted Lasso S2)
    1:19:25 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 31 min
  • The Dying Light Clause (Fantasy Royale Draft) - Ep. 48
    “Watch Tom Cruise flying airplanes, dude. That’s gonna be at least a 90.” The Fantasy Royale Draft is back, and it’s about to get heated!
    Timecodes:
    3:35 - Previously on the 2021 Fantasy Royale draft
    10:43 - Five new Fantasy Royale pickups
    43:30 - The final counter-picks
    1:00:52 - Recommendations
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 10 min
  • Based on a True Tweet (Zola, Star Wars: Visions, Evangelion) - Ep. 47
    Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this podcast here fell out? It's kind of long, but it's full of suspense.
    Timecodes:
    5:11 - “Star Wars: Visions” preview
    21:26 - “Rebuild of Evangelion” coming to Amazon Prime
    32:41 - “Zola” review
    57:02 - Trigger Happy (Ma)
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 11 min
  • Ma vs. Myers (Many Saints of Newark, Reboots, Tyler, The Creator) - Ep. 46
    We want the Blumhouse cinematic universe. That is more original than another Exorcist movie.
    Timecodes:
    2:26 - “The Many Saints of Newark” trailer
    21:54 - “Kevin Can F*** Himself” review so far
    31:04 - Hollywood’s reboot obsession (“The Exorcist” reboot)
    50:01 - Fast & Furious update
    53:26 - Tyler, The Creator’s “Call Me If You Get Lost” review
    1:03:26 - Fantasy Royale update (Tyler, No Sudden Move)
    1:05:17 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 17 min
  • Too Busted to Handle (Luca, Halloween Kills, Sexy Beasts, Rick and Morty) - Ep. 45
    This week, we declare our love for Italian sea monsters, good horror trailers, and Netflix dating shows that aren’t nightmare fuel.
    Timecodes:
    4:10 - “Rick and Morty” season 5 premiere
    14:55 - Netflix’s new dating show “Sexy Beasts”
    26:52 - “Halloween Kills” trailer (and great horror trailers)
    38:22 - “Luca” review
    54:41 - Fantasy Royale update (Mario Golf, Alex Kidd)
    59:26 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 12 min
  • Are We Villains? (In the Heights, Batman, iCarly, E3) - Ep. 44
    We had to post this episode late at night because we’re talking about Batman’s late-night activities… or the lack thereof.
    Timecodes:
    1:24 - Kingma’s E3 Corner
    5:12 - Caitlin’s Lorde Corner
    7:25 - Batman’s sex life
    18:05 - iCarly reboot promises “sexual situations”
    30:32 - YouTuber Dream and his new music
    40:01 - “In the Heights” review
    53:04 - Fantasy Royale update (E3)
    1:09:05 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 19 min
  • #SolarPowerChallenge (Cruella, I Think You Should Leave, Lorde, Cowboy Bebop) - Ep. 43
    No one is brave enough to start the #SolarPowerChallenge, but at least Kingma was brave enough to see “Cruella.”
    Timecodes:
    3:16 - How was Sam Kingma’s LA trip?
    5:41 - Kingma’s “Cruella” review
    22:39 - “I Think You Should Leave” season 2 is coming
    36:07 - Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” and other live-action anime adaptations
    51:53 - Lorde announces new album, “Solar Power”
    1:00:49 - Fantasy Royale update (Lorde, Guilty Gear Strive, Ratchet & Clank, Japanese Breakfast)
    1:05:51 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 21 min
  • Here’s the Thing About “The VelociPastor” (A Quiet Place Part II, Bo Burnham’s Inside) - Ep. 42
    Jacob and Sam discover the best worst movie of all time, and it involves a priest who can transform into a dinosaur.
    Timecodes:
    1:40 - Sam Kingma’s LA trip
    9:33 - What is “The VelociPastor”?
    25:32 - Bo Burnham’s “Inside” review
    37:55 - “A Quiet Place Part II” review
    52:30 - Fantasy Royale update
    53:04 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 6 min

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The reviews are in... Critically Panned is a pop culture podcast starring Caitlin Brenner, Jacob Douglas, Sam Kingma and Sam Mosher. Every Monday, each host will bring a topic from pop culture to kick…