Critically Panned

Critically Panned

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Critically Panned episodes

  • Critical Update - Ep. 60.5
    Critically Panned can see the sunset. We’ll be back in January for a year-end final episode extravaganza, but until then, thank you all for listening. <3
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    5 min
  • It’s The Tongue (Venom, Movie Sequels, Halloween, The Sopranos) - Ep. 59
    We revisit Venom, discuss what we’ve been watching, and pitch Tron 3 and Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 4 on this week’s episode!
    Timecodes:
    1:44 - “Venom” (2018) revisited
    16:25 - Caitlin’s “Halloween” franchise marathon
    20:37 - What has Kingma been playing? (Super Monkey Ball, Kena: Bridge of Spirits, Resident Evil: Village)
    29:04 - Sam finished “The Sopranos”
    35:59 - “Jujutsu Kaisen” and Sam’s issue with shōnen anime
    47:07 - Decades-later movie sequels we want
    1:10:06 - Fantasy Royale update (Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania, The Problem with Jon Stewart, Illuminati Hotties)
    1:12:26 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 20 min
  • Dillion (Mario Movie, Star Wars: Visions, Grimes, Slipknot) - Ep. 58
    We’re proud to announce that the hosts of Critically Panned will be voicing King Boo, Charging Chuck, Monty Mole, and another Toad in the Super Mario movie.
    Timecodes:
    3:31 - Machine Gun Kelly’s beef with Slipknot
    11:30 - Elon Musk and Grimes break up
    17:46 - Mario animated movie casting news
    41:47 - “Star Wars: Visions” first impressions
    57:35 - Fantasy Royale update (Kena: Bridge of Spirits, The Many Saints of Newark, The Tragedy of Macbeth)
    59:32 - Trigger Happy (Survivor, retro games, Sufjan Stevens)
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 11 min
  • Malignant = Arby’s (Malignant Review) - Ep. 57
    Like most people who saw Malignant, our podcast is split. Two people think it sucks, and two people think it rules from start to finish. In our own words, Malignant is kind of like a meal at Arby’s.
    Timecodes:
    1:13 - Fall season check-in
    4:35 - Emmy awards check-in
    10:49 - Denis Villeneuve says the MCU has ‘turned us into zombies’
    19:33 - “Malignant” review preamble
    23:04 - “Malignant” review w/spoilers
    56:00 - Fantasy Royale update (Cry Macho, Deathloop, Lost Judgment, Eastward)
    1:00:30 - Trigger Happy (Marc Maron, Injury Reserve)
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Old Town Road ft. Big Squeeze (Shang-Chi, Kacey Musgraves, Frogger, Riverdale) - Ep. 56
    The people demand a new song from Sam Kingma a.k.a. Big Squeeze.
    Timecodes:
    2:07 - “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” review
    19:45 - Peacock’s “Frogger” game show
    33:18 - Kacey Musgraves’ “Star-Crossed” review
    49:50 - Fantasy Royale update (Kacey Musgraves, Malignant)
    53:01 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 9 min
  • Certified Podcast Boy (Candyman, Drake, One Piece, Shang-Chi) - Ep. 55
    Drake, Candyman, and Marvel are back with new releases, but are they any good? Let’s find out!
    Timecodes:
    2:01 - Drake’s “Certified Lover Boy” review
    16:51 - Netflix’s “One Piece” live-action adaptation
    33:25 - “Candyman” review
    49:55 - “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” first thoughts
    56:05 - Fantasy Royale update (Venice International Film Festival)
    1:00:37 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 14 min
  • Five Nights at Big Brother (Kanye West, Fortnite) - Ep. 54
    Warning: This episode contains conversations about James Corden. Proceed to drive through LA at your own risk.
    Timecodes:
    1:48 - “Spencer” trailer
    9:07 - “Cinderella” flash mob
    21:21 - “Fortnite” teaches kids about Martin Luther King Jr.
    36:27 - Kanye West’s “Donda” first impressions
    52:33 - Fantasy Royale update (Candyman)
    57:09 - Trigger Happy (Sturgill Simpson, Big Brother, Indigo De Souza, Turnstile)
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 9 min
  • Document the Disney Freaks (What If?, Lorde, Spider-Man) - Ep. 53
    What if Lorde’s “Solar Power” was good? What if Marvel’s “What If?” was bad? Well, we don’t have to wonder because we’re living in that reality.
    Timecodes:
    3:12 - “Spider-Man: Far From Home” trailer leak
    20:22 - “What If?” review
    42:12 - Lorde’s “Solar Power” review
    58:09 - Fantasy Royale update (Lorde, 12 Minutes, Kendrick Lamar)
    1:02:02 - Trigger Happy (Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Kacey Musgraves, Quake)
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 19 min
  • That’s One Funky Monkey (The Suicide Squad, Sonic the Hedgehog) - Ep. 52
    “I’m sorry to get all philosophical about Sonic the Hedgehog.” Let’s talk talking hedgehogs, monkeys, and sharks on this week’s Critically Panned.
    Timecodes:
    3:54 - Britney Spears’ conservatorship
    14:18 - Idris Elba is Knuckles in “Sonic the Hedgehog 2”
    25:11 - “C.I.Ape” trailer
    39:36 - “The Suicide Squad” review
    1:12:15 - Fantasy Royale update (Nine Perfect Strangers)
    1:15:04 - Trigger Happy
    Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
    1 hr 27 min

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The reviews are in... Critically Panned is a pop culture podcast starring Caitlin Brenner, Jacob Douglas, Sam Kingma and Sam Mosher. Every Monday, each host will bring a topic from pop culture to kick…