Crockett

For Christmas I bought my parents a selfie stick.  They loved it so much, they brought it with them from South Carolina to my brothers house in New Jersey.  This ended up with a phone call to 911 and a great picture to go with it.  Maybe my dad should've read the directions before use.   

Let me take you back to my Kindergarten birthday.  I was really into pro wrestling, collected wrestling toys, and had a best friend named JT who knew all this.  Needless to say, he thought he nailed the best birthday gift of all time.  Well, I killed that pretty quick.  But karma avenged him over the Christmas Break. 

We have all heard that classic analogy. We are born crawling, learn to walk, then back to crawling as we get old.  Essentially we reverse age as we get older.  My parents came and spent the weekend, and it was like hosting toddlers!     

Online shopping.  They way of the future.  You can shop without ever leaving the house.  How great.  But then we have the even better option of ordering online, then picking up in store.  Skip the lines, free shipping, it really is the best.  Until you deal with Wal Mart's online pick up policy. 

Remember the nursery rhyme, Humpty Dumpty?  He sat on the wall and had a great fall.  Well replace Humpty Dumpty with Mama Crockett and you essentially have the same story.  Down to the Kings horses and men not helping! 

We have all been there.  We get a text from a love one, but right away you can sense something is wrong behind the text.  When you mom texts to you, "Please text me as soon as you get up,"  you know something has gone wrong.... or so I thought! 

A new survey found that the between the ages of 6-10 were the best years for people to have their best Christmas's.  I didn't have to think long about this one, and I think I have to agree with the general population on this one, but here's why!   Give it a listen.  

Most agree the germ spreader is the WORST airplane passenger, but for me, there is someone way way worse.  I mean, there are a lot of bad airplane passengers, so I'm curious to see who you think is the worst and why! 

The majority of Americans when sick reach for their favorite rom-com to help make them feel better.  But perhaps I can persuade you to a different movie category?  Now at first you will think I'm nuts, but as I go on, I think you will see it makes total sense!   

Who would have thought that paints require different dry temperatures, depending on what kind of paint you are using and on what?  What's that?  You knew all this? Well well well, aren't you special?  I'm guessing you have figured out by now that I did not know this, and well... here's the story.