If you don't know this about me, I have kidney problems.  I have had them since Highschool, and while it's nothing serious, I still have to go to the urologist and doctor yearly to make sure everything is ok.  With that being said, everyone now thinks IM a kidney doctor! 

If you have ever went on youtube to watch videos of Disney, Universal, or even Knobles, there is a very good chance you have watched a Paging Mr. Morrow video!   He is famous across the world for his theme park reviews, and he joined me in studio to talk about theme parks!    

Nothing will ever make you feels as bad and self conscious than your clothes exploding in public.  When Crockett says "He's a big dj" he means it!  

This sounds like something right out of my playbook!   Honestly, who at NASA came up with this idea?  Go ahead.  Give it a listen, and tell me this doesn't sound like something me and my buddies would come up with after a few beers! 

36% of people say they try on clothes before buying them.  I am the complete opposite!   I NEVER try clothes on, but for a very good reason.  Are you in the same boat as me? 

3 in 4 people say they are just like their mothers.  I was curious who I was more like, so I called my most trusted source, when it comes to this kind of topic.  It was none other than... Mama Crockett! 

3 in 5 people say sending emails is the most frustrating part of their work day.  But for me, it's not sending emails, but it's the amount of worthless emails I receive everyday!  For the love of god, stop hitting reply all!  

It's hard to believe, but after two voicemails, a in person drop by, and nonstop pestering, the officer, at this point, I had been harassing, actually called me back! And it went as well as one would think.

Every Mother's day, I try and get my mom something nice. She loves flowers, but I have found that ordering online flowers, they come either dead, or not even remotely close to being alive. That's when I had a stroke of genius! Unfortunately for me, I need help from dear old Dad, who could not figure out the plan. 

As if I couldn't have made myself looked any worse, I manage to keep going!  That's right, because one voicemail wasn't enough, I left another one, and you guessed it... it was even worse than the first!