Crockett

Crockett

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Crockett episodes

  • CROCKETT: This was my great idea to get cash as a kid!

    As a kid, going to the grocery store meant one thing.  Try and beg my mom for quarters from the moment we got there till the moment we left so that I could make a stop by the beloved quarter machines by the exit.  But when she refused to hand over that money, I had a strategy.... that never worked. 

    2 min
  • CROCKETT: Hot Nuts.

    I know. I know.  Crockett, what's this one about?  Well like the title says.  It's about hot nuts.  Trust me, it will make more sense when you listen! 

    3 min
  • CROCKETT: Fired Up! Napoleon Complex!

    Nothing worse than a know it all that obviously doesn't know anything, and is lying to everyone.  Not only did I encounter such a person, but then they managed to make themselves look like a bigger idiot on top of it! 

    3 min
  • CROCKETT: Doc almost made me look like an idiot!

    It's not hard to make me look like MORE of an idiot, but believe it or not, Doc almost pulled it off.  Even worse.  It was at the Jason Aldean concert in front of everyone!  Me, Doc and almost John Anderson showed up at the concert! 

    3 min
  • CROCKETT: Is this book possessed?

    I recently bought a creepy book at a church bazaar.  But it wasn't JUST the topic of the book that was/is creepy, but the actually book itself it creepy! Did I bring home an evil spirit? 

    3 min
  • CROCKETT: Salute to men. We refuse to be outdone!

    Last weekend, while hiking we ended up at a waterfall, and we were all wondering how safe it would be to jump off the cliff into the water.  When, out of no where a man showed up, jumped in, and left.  Needless to say.... I wouldn't be outdone.  

    4 min
  • CROCKETT: Toss the kids outside!

    A new study found that kids that go outside and play sports are happier and less depressed.  WELL WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!?  Growing up, we weren't allowed in the house! 

    2 min
  • CROCKETT: Are pop tarts gross!?

    Last weekend, I couldn't believe my ears.  My buddies wife told me she thinks Pop Tarts are disgusting!   I told her she was WAY off and she would have no support on this one.  That was until Gabriella from Dallas called to her defense! 

    4 min

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