Crockett

You all know me as Crockett, but to two children in Baltimore, they know me as the synister Jimmy Smith, Toy Stealer.  Do you have misbehaved children?  Maybe call Jimmy Smith for help!  

An American tradition or should I say birthright!   I know 17% is a low number, but I still can't believe there are people in the good ole USA that have never had ice cream from the ice cream truck! 

I JUST finished talking about how I love going to the movies again, and wouldn't you know it.... it comes back to bite me in the butt!   I wanted to love the movie I watching, but the people in the theater kept that from happening! 

I swear whatever I saw that one summer night, was not of this world!   People always tell me it as a drone or a plane, but I'm 100% positive it was neither!   The speed at which that thing moved was crazy!   Hear the whole story now! 

1 in 4 people don't know caterpillars turn into butterflies.  As much as I want to make fun of those people, I can't.  Because only recently have I discovered a shocking truth about squirrels!  

Every time I think a politician can't be anymore thick headed and clueless, they have no problem proving me wrong!   Let's take a look at NYC's mayor.  This may be one of the most boneheaded stunt someone could pull off and think it's a great idea! 

I LOVE La Tol Teca.  Problem is, I have trouble ordering from the menu.  You see my favorite dish, for the life of me, I can't remember EVER how to say it.  I simply rely on the point at the dish and hope it works out. 

Just when I thought the nightmare was over!   I awoke at 2:34am the other morning to the sound of the fire alarm.  But the horror didn't end there.  Oh no.  For when I went down into the basement, I was met by man himself.. 

Who is he?  What is he?  Is it a he?  Is it an alien?  No one can figure it out, but one thing is for certain.  Pilots in CA are seeing the "Jet Pack Man" everywhere! 

A recent survey found that just the right action movie can motivate us into working out.  This usually happens with me.  Followed by pain and suffering.