For anyone out there that has never heard the phrase "birthday suit" it means you are in the nude, naked, comando... Well I was in my birthday suit in an unfortunate situation for everyone involved! 

On national Winnie the Pooh Day, I have a real question burning in my mind.  Who REALLY likes Eeyore the depressed Donkey?  He is always mopping around and it drives me crazy!   

Just like when he was a kid, Crockett was not prepared for picture day.  So much so, he was sent home!  The story is true, and quite frankly, a little bit embarrassing! 

Some fathers try to use the threat, "I'm going to turn this car around!" to make their kids calm down.   My father didn't need ANY threats because he had the ultimate threat... My mother! 

Growing up, my dad had the WORST  or in his mind, the best trick to play on us.  Now that I'm older, I have to agree with him.  It was great.  When I have a kid one day, I will no doubt play this trick on them! 

74% of people have done this, this year and it's considered naughty!  Crockett is guilty of this, but he swears his circumstances are different.  What do you think?  

74% of people have done this, this year and it's considered naughty!  Crockett is guilty of this, but he swears his circumstances are different.  What do you think?  

My mother keeps bringing me her junk from her house and leaving it at my house.  Naturally, one would think they don't want this junk anymore.  So, one would assume, it was ok to throw out said junk.  But no no.  Not according to Mama Crockett! 

My mother keeps bringing me her junk from her house and leaving it at my house.  Naturally, one would think they don't want this junk anymore.  So, one would assume, it was ok to throw out said junk.  But no no.  Not according to Mama Crockett! 

Just when I think this country can't get anymore soft, I come across an article that makes me say, "How can anyone be this soft?"  Gen Z experts are now going after the way we text, but it's way worse than anyone could imagine!