Crockett

3 in 4 people say they are just like their mothers.  I was curious who I was more like, so I called my most trusted source, when it comes to this kind of topic.  It was none other than... Mama Crockett! 

3 in 5 people say sending emails is the most frustrating part of their work day.  But for me, it's not sending emails, but it's the amount of worthless emails I receive everyday!  For the love of god, stop hitting reply all!  

It's hard to believe, but after two voicemails, a in person drop by, and nonstop pestering, the officer, at this point, I had been harassing, actually called me back! And it went as well as one would think.

Every Mother's day, I try and get my mom something nice. She loves flowers, but I have found that ordering online flowers, they come either dead, or not even remotely close to being alive. That's when I had a stroke of genius! Unfortunately for me, I need help from dear old Dad, who could not figure out the plan. 

As if I couldn't have made myself looked any worse, I manage to keep going!  That's right, because one voicemail wasn't enough, I left another one, and you guessed it... it was even worse than the first!

The story continues on my journey of making myself look and sound like a total idiot to the police.  And believe it or not, this story still has two more parts! 

I HATE when people use the phrase, "A learning experience."  It usually comes on the heels of something someone found offensive.  And in this case, that's exactly what happened to Drew Barrymore, who by the way, DID NOTHING WRONG, but we live in the ultra sensitive world. 

It doesn't mater if I'm at the record store, a yard sale or a flea market, I will always find this artist in every collection of records!   I mean, it could be a collection of hard rock and heavy metal, and this artist will still be sandwiched in there!  What's the deal NEPA?  

41% of people think Bigfoot is a hoax.  Not only do I think Bigfoot is real, but I 100% believe there is a reason that we have yet to spot them! 

Sometimes I read a story, and I just can't believe what I'm reading.  But this story, was beyond belief.  It amazes me what people will call themselves and what they will fall in love with.