Crockett

Everyday I notice small things that I do, that makes me say... when did  I start turning into my dad?  Well Wednesday I noticed A LOT of things.  Here is Part 2 of the list!   

All in one day I noticed I'm, slowly turning into my father.  This is part 3 of my alarming realization that everyday that goes by, the older I become.... 

A new poll asked Americans, "Could you survive off the land in case of an emergency?"  Wait till you hear how many people said they could.  I think some people need to take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror and get real.  

I went ahead and celebrated National Librarians Day by sharing a story about the elementary school library and how awful it was to read Green Eggs and Ham! 

I was late for work today.  I was late for what I feel is a good reason.  Today, I came across a new conspiracy theory and was deep into discussion with my buddy about this new theory.  The Tartarian Theory!  

That's right.  The same loveable Mama Crockett that joins the show from time to time use to be a small time thief... of Christmas decorations!   Well, that's what my brother and I will tell you.  Don't worry it makes more sense once you listen to the story! 

I was shocked to find out the average total of a Prom-posal is $324!  What is a Prom-posal?  Think of a wedding proposal, but for prom.  Even worse!   They don't always end in a happy ending, as we found out in Big Ben's brothers case!  

The loveable Mr. Froggy.  Everyone wants a picture with him.  Kids eyes light up when they see him.  But what people don't understand, the man inside Mr. Froggy (me in this case) is dying on the inside! 

Maybe it's just me, but my dentist opinion really matters to me.  So much so, that I'm willing to lie to the man and his whole staff, just so they keep a good opinion of me.  Sounds weird?  I try to explain.  Listen now!   

Growing up, Goosebumps were all the rage.  Everyone had to have them.  It was a social status to elementary school kids everywhere.  If you had the newest Goosebumps book, you were the center of attention.  Naturally, I wanted in on the fad, problem was, I couldn't read.  Which makes things tricky.