'It is impossible for a 5 year old kid to whisper successfully. They basically just cover their mouth with their hand and shout. You can hear them from 30 feet away.'

'Dragon's Den business idea: gas station sunglasses that actually look good'

Also on the show today... Why Marquis Drive is pronounced 'mar-kwiss' and not 'mar-key'

Does the voice of the Riders, Derek Taylor, like Our Lady Peace? Does the Redblacks struggling offence stand a chance against the Riders defence? Should Rider fans worry about Cody Fajardo running so much?

We answered all these questions this morning, and even had time to talk about the mess that was the NFL pre-season game in Winnipeg last night. #GoRiders

'Someone asked if they could bring their own chair to our wedding because they don't like banquet chairs. I'm talking one of those Cabela's foldable chairs with the cupholder in the arm rest. He got mad when we said no... This right here is why dogs are better than people'

We all have that one friend who's always good for a piece of gum. Whenever you need some gum, they always have your back.

They always have a huge variety too. They're like 'Yeah I got what you need. Juicy Fruit, Trident, Excel, Dentyne, I got it all!'. They're like a drug dealer but with gum.

'I'm basically a Dad without kids if that makes any sense. I do all the things Dads do minus the whole kid part. For example... I don't care about the brand of shampoo or deodorant I buy, I just get whatever is cheapest. Homemade ice fishing shacks excite me. I stare at my lawn for no reason. I start conversations with strangers at Canadian Tire about fertilizer... That's like the most Dad thing you can do right there'

'Ever since the City of Saskatoon got scammed out of 1 million dollars, I’ve been scared to open any emails from work because I don’t wanna cost my company a bunch of money... I’ve had a lot more free time because of this, so this whole email scam has really worked out for me!'

'If you're having a dinner party and someone asks you if they can hold the ham... kick them out immediately because that's just creepy'

Cruz Confused Lyrics was all about food today. So if you like food, you'll enjoy this.

'My buddy wants to go to the last Zellers standing in Ottawa and use his remaining Club Z points. Horrible idea. Even if you have 500,000 Club Z points, you can only get like a gatorade and a scarf'

Also on the show today... letting your kid pack their own lunch, some Cruz Shout Outs, cougar mountain, and who parties hard.... guys on bachelor parties or girls on bachelorette parties?

'Shout out to super fancy restaurants that put chicken fingers and fries on the menu. Really appreciate it'

'Shout out to public washrooms that have decent toilet paper... Just kidding, those don't exist'

'The airport in Vegas is something else. Half the people are filled with hope because they just got there... The other half just had their dreams murdered by a blackjack dealer at 3:00 AM and can't get out of there fast enough'

Clayton is back from Vegas and he has some wild stories to share. Also on the show today... Letting your kids pour their own juice for the 1st time, what exactly is 'not that far away', & Dave Muzik Morgan ruins Clayton's prank.