'When this person picks you up, it takes them 8 minutes to get all the stuff off the passenger seat so you can sit down. Their triceps are huge because they're so used to lifting things with one arm and throwing them into the backseat.'

We all have that one friend whose car looks like an episode of 'Hoarders'

'If you see a guy with disgusting, dirty, falling apart shoes... there's a 99% chance his backyard is magnificent. The grosser the shoes, the better the backyard'

Also on the show today... Montreal steak spice gets a shout out, walking down the aisle with puppies, turf lawns are weird, & there should be a professional Super Nintendo gaming league.

'My fiance and I started our healthy, get in shape before the wedding diet yesterday. We got thin crust pizza instead of normal crust pizza'

'Hamster week should be a thing. I could watch a hamster eat for hours. HOW DO THEY FIT ALL THAT FOOD IN THEIR CHEEKS?!'

Ever since we started doing the Cody Fajardo theme song, the Riders QB has been lighting it up. So we thought we'd make a few more theme songs for some other Rider players and see if it works for them!

Also on the show today... Knowing the setlist before a show, being hungover for work, the term 'master plan' always sounds evil, the CFL vs the NFL debate, & Clayton would get married at the new Midtown Common Food Hall.

Are the Argos ever going to win a game? Is it possible to have a 'must win' game this early in the season? Is it tough playing the same team two weeks in a row? Is Cody Fajardo the key to the Riders playing consistent football?

The voice of the Riders, Derek Taylor, answered all these questions and more this morning. #GoRiders

'Every small town Saskatchewan bar smells the exact same. It's a combination of deep fried food, shuffleboard salt, and Boh.'

Also on the show today... What is chilli? Soup? Stew? Stoup?

Like most couples, my fiance and I argue over who should change the toilet paper roll. Lately, she'll just grab a roll from the TP storage area, use a little bit, and then put it back in the TP storage area... instead of just changing the toilet paper roll. I gave her a ring this morning to call her out on it.

Also on the show today... Never try to record a thunderstorm it always ends in disappointment, Olympic events for parents, & never read the reviews for all inclusive resorts.

'We all have that one friend who has like 87 cousins, and they are always hanging out with each other.'

'Whenever you're hosting a get together or a BBQ with your friends, they always bring like 7 of their cousins when they show up.'

Do you have a friend like this?

'In the song So Lonely by The Police, Peter hears salami over and over again instead of So Lonely... it's probably the best submission we've ever gotten for Cruz Confused Lyrics'

Also on the show today... Moustaches are getting a bad reputation, lime juice works as deodorant, Gainer, & tripling the recipe for powdered iced tea is the only way to go.

A movie called 'Zombie Tidal Wave', the Cody Fajardo theme song is working, a wedding hack you'll use forever, bagging your own groceries sucks, & being the youngest sibling is wayyyy better then being the oldest.

That and a bunch of other fun stuff today on the show!