'Tried to mow my lawn yesterday before it started to rain. Got about halfway done before I had to stop. So half my lawn looks great, the other half is a mess. Basically, my lawn is Harvey Dent from the Batman movies'
'You ever take a few laps at Taste of Saskatchewan, have trouble deciding what new food to try, then after 30 minutes of debating you panic and just get chicken fingers?'
Bunch of other fun stuff on the show today! Check it out if you have some time to kill.