'I told my Dungeons and Dragons buddies that they could setup a game in your basement. There's only 7 of them and they're all great guys. You'll love them!'

We all have that one friend who takes advantage of the 'swing by' invitation.

'This is what happens when you destroy the cougars natural habitat... of course I'm talking about the old Jax nightclub'

'I went to a friends Bar Mitzvah on Saturday. I know what you're thinking, Clayton why are you friends with someone who's 13?'

'The only time a small town parties harder than grad season is when their senior hockey team wins the league championship.'

Just a few quotes from the show this morning!

On Friday, a lady from Ontario called and started going off on me. Calling me an idiot, chirping our station, and just being kind of rude about a lot of stuff.

This lady was listening to a 96.3 in Ontario... not 96.3 in Saskatoon. She googled '96.3' and we came up first. So she thought she was calling the right station. She was not. I tried to explain the situation to her... You'll see!

'Diane texted in and said her goal this summer is to eat more Shake n' Bake... That's a pretty good goal right there. We should all be like Diane, Shake n' Bake is delicious. Best goal ever!'

Also on the show today... Cody Fajardo is the guy, Regina's gas is cheaper than ours, Christmas movies save relationships (kind of), & Clayton forgot to water Stacie's plant for 2 months but somehow it's still alive.

Beef-A-Roni, ham, & disadvantaged seals... Yeah, Cruz Confused Lyrics got a little out of hand today.

If you're a Pearl Jam fan... We apologize in advance!

Derek Taylor was fantastic as always this morning. We talked about Fajardo & Harker, what the Rider defence needs to do better, and who will be the X-factor for tonight's game against Ottawa.

'New games of Monopoly come with a voice activated, computer banker. No more paper money, it keeps track of all the money digitally. Rejoice, little brothers everywhere. Your older brother can no longer cheat by being the banker.'

Also on the show today... The best way to eat leftover pizza, wedding planning is hard, pants vending machines, & the Cody Fajardo theme song.

'Double the Air Miles day at Safeway or Sobeys is the Super Bowl for these people. Even if they have no food in the house, they will put off grocery shopping for 3 days just so they can take advantage of double the miles day'

We all have that one friend who takes their Air Miles VERY seriously.

'It's like Skip the Dishes, but instead of food it's for stuff you buy online. Because people who sell stuff online can never deliver it. Plus, you get to avoid that awkward conversation with someone who just sold you their garbage'

Also on the show today... Adam West gets shafted, bagpipes and the harmonica do not mix well, what's it like being an adult, & Jim Carrey hates selfies.

Clayton bought new a weed wacker yesterday. When he opened the box, he realized it was clearly used before. Grass was all over the bottom and the white parts were all grass stained. The weird part happened when he tried to return it!

Also on the show today... The weird thing left off of Judas Priest's bus list, Cruz Confused Lyrics, are bagpipes good, year end gifts for teachers, & Kawhi Leonard really is a fun guy.