On the show today... Clayton's embarrassing high school reunion story, what weird thing makes you cry, Keanu Reeves is a beauty, Drunk Coach's Corner, the funniest 'getting a ticket' you'll ever hear, & sweet n' sour is better than honey mustard.

'A study showed that women sleep better next to dogs than they do next to men. They would rather sleep next to an animal that licks its own but and does #2 in public than sleep next to guys... That's the opposite of a confidence boost right there'

Also on the show today... Confused lyrics got weird, Ontario can't chirp to save their lives, candles that smell like cities, & the serving size on a box of KD is a joke.

'I actually look forward to getting sick, because it makes my voice super low and sexy. It makes me sound good on the radio, which is a nice change of pace for people who listen.'

Also on the show today... Never buy no name cheese, the worst stag party of all time, how to solve the plastic bag problem, Xbox body wash, & a behind the scenes look at Cruz Mornings.

Derek Taylor, the voice of the Riders, thinks one receiver in particular is going to go off in tonight's game against Winnipeg. Check out the link below to find out who.

Don't forget, you can catch all the action tonight right here on Cruz FM! Pregame is at 6:00, Kickoff is at 7:00 #GoRiders

'While doing some yard work, I asked my fiance to get me a garbage bag. She said she didn't know where they were. We've been living in this house for 10 months. Which means she has not taken out the garbage once in that time. Not even mad. That's impressive'

Also on the show today... Funny Dad stories, the one time you should use a doorbell, and GO RAPTORS!

The Saskatchewan Rattlers are taking on the Edmonton Stingers tomorrow night at SaskTel Centre.

I love gambling. Ryder from our sister station in Edmonton loves gambling. So we decided to put a friendly wager on the game tomorrow night. Lets just say I REALLY hope the Rattlers win...

'All big decisions should be settled with a cage match. For example, bike lanes... Pro bike lane people pick a person. Anti bike lane people pick a person. They battle it out in a cage match. Winner gets what they want.'

Also on the show this morning: a food edition of 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' and Clayton has en epic blooper in the sports report.

'A lot of Mom's told me to try and sleep while the baby sleeps. Don't know why, but I just can't do it!'

Clayton misses Stacie a bunch, so he gave her a call this morning to see how things are going for the new mama!

'We're really excited that Stacie and her baby are visiting the office for the first time later today... Mainly because whenever a baby visits a workplace, everyone gets a half hour break from work to play with the baby.'

Also on the show today: The pizza tracker has been lying to you, drunk coach's corner, new episodes on Netflix, & campfire smell should be a deodorant.

You know those cards that get passed around your office whenever someone quits... Does anyone else feel immense pressure when trying to figure out what to write in those things? I always panic and write something super offensive.

Also on the show today... Cruz Confused Lyrics, legendary Saskatoon businesses that aren't around anymore (the same 5 always make the list), bribing your kids when they do well in sports, & high school graduation suits