'For the first month, Uber is like Netflix. As long as one friend has it, you can just mooch off of their account'

Also on the show this morning... We talked a lot about the new body checking rules for minor hockey here in Saskatoon, we called Chad & Ballsy from The Wolf in Regina to give them some tips on Uber, Mick Jagger is a robot, & the Game of Thrones petition is ridiculous.

'It's 16-2, and no one is aggressively sliding into 2nd base. This is fun!'

'My check engine light came on last week. This morning, it just disappeared. I love when my car pulls an Optimus Prime and just fixes itself... That's what that means, right?'

Also on the show today... Do you have to watch bad shows that your spouse loves, Clippy the Paperclip, camping, & a Tim Conway tribute.

Can you tell Clayton was hungry this morning? He basically talked about food all day!

Also on the show today... The 'Sasky' nickname, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & the one friend who never swears (and how funny it is when they actually do!)

Quote from this morning: 'Caesars are basically soup with alcohol in them'

Also on the show today... Drunk Coach's Corner, The Raptors are killing it, An awesome game of 'Would You Rather', & Clayton recaps last night's GoT episode using only memes from the internet (he's never seen an episode)

Spare ribs, church, and flatulence... They all made an appearance in Cruz Confused Lyrics today!

Also on the show... Crinkle fries deserve more love, not trusting the weather forecast, the Saskatchewan Rattlers first game, & someone won a bunch of money betting on the name of the new Royal Baby.

Like most parents, my Mom loves to embarrass me in front of other people. So for Mother's Day this year, I let her tell the most embarrassing story from my childhood live on the air.

She ended up telling two stories, but that's okay...

What do we do with the 1,500 pigeons living/pooping up a storm under the Sid Buckwold Bridge? Clayton has an idea that would keep the city and animal lovers both happy.

Also on the show today... Making construction season sexy, ideas for the 2nd Avenue streetscape, all you can eat cheese parties, & articles of clothing that every Saskatchewan resident has.

Clayton's impressions are usually pretty bad. But his two impressions today of every Facebook Buy & Sell interaction and every guy trying to find something in their girlfriends purse was spot on!

Also on the show today... A pigeon poop bridge update, how to discipline someone else's child, and the most humbling experience in the world.

Like most people who grew up in Saskatoon, Clayton had a very traumatic experience at 'Roller World' when his elementary school went there on a field trip. Why did kids start calling him 'Palms Magoo?' Listen and find out!

Also on the show this morning... Cruz Confused Lyrics, jackrabbits are everywhere in Saskatoon, & nothing is more humbling than the first slo-pitch game of the year