'We all have that one friend who swears that if they ever got on Jeopardy, they'd win... Jeff, you got a 55 in grade 11 history. Don't think you'd fare to well on that show'

Some other stuff from the show today... A letter to the NHL playoffs, The Simpsons deserves more respect, Regina's roads are horrible, & taxes.

Putting the bleep button sound effect into random spots during coach's post game press conferences will always be funny. We did a few of those on the show this morning!

Also... Sports movie 'what ifs', what exactly is a 'write off', peanut butter whiskey, Maple Leaf fans, & people need to stop trying to talk through yawns.

If you're a David Bowie fan or a fan of The Ramones, you'll want to check out Cruz Confused Lyrics from this morning.

Today on the show... STACIE HAD HER BABY!! We called her this morning to talk about sweet, little Fiona.

Also... Easter leftovers are underrated, Game of Thrones, why are there so many speeders in Saskatoon, & the 1st golf game of the year is the best because you find all the stuff you left in there from the year before (a warm Coors Light and half a pack of smokes... score!)

The first 4 numbers we called for Cruz FM's EGG-Stravaganza didn't call us back in time. We've been doing this contest for a while now, and that has never happened before!

Lucky for Jerry in Wildwood, his egg was #5! He's going to celebrate with some Pancho's Pizza, as is tradition in that area.

Calgary Flames fans sounded a lot like Michael Scott from 'The Office' last night. Listen to the podcast from this morning and find out why!

Also on the show this morning... Family suppers during the Easter long weekend can get wild, another edition of Drunk Coach's Corner, mini eggs are everywhere, & seriously, don't shave your beard.

We chatted with the boys from the other Cruz FM (The one in Edmonton) about the election in Alberta yesterday.

Also on the show today... Why do baby clothes have pockets, Kaiser strategy, Living in a van is cool, the muffin man, & Columbus is the 2nd best cinderella story of all time.

'Every bus in Saskatoon should have a different theme. A buffet bus... A puppy bus... A bus that just plays Chris Farley movies non-stop... A wrestling bus! Two big dudes wrestle in the aisle for your entertainment. How pumped would you be to take the bus if you knew someone was going to get chokeslammed during your 10 minute ride?!'

Also on the show this morning... Cruz Confused lyrics, hands down the best 'Headline Hall of Fame' we've ever had, & all hockey fans are guilty of being annoying.

'If you go to a restaurant and you see a bunch of servers hanging out at the bar after their shift, that right there is a good spot. Think about it. They're done work, and the place they want to hang out at is the same place they work at'

Also on the show this morning... A pavlov's dog/Game of Thrones experiment, describing Saskatoon in 5 words, and the crazy bet someone made on Tiger Woods.

'Stacie's not here today... If you had to work with me 5 days a week for 8 hours a day, you'd probably need a day off everyone once in a while too' - Clayton

We brought back Drunk Coach's Corner on the show today! Lots of other fun stuff too... Cruz Confused Lyrics was weird as always, texting is sooo 2017, is the glue on back of stamps delicious, and GO BLADES GO!