'Everyone should hop on the free breadsticks business model bandwagon. Gas stations, clothing stores, smoothie places... You'd shop local a lot more if you knew a free breadstick was waiting for you inside'

Also on the show this morning... the coolest retirement home ever, the Blades are killing it, why isn't the NFL preseason game happening, & seriously, put on your dang seatbelt!

Clayton's fiance took him to a spin class last night... Let's just say it ended with a trip to the bushes outside the gym when it ended.

Tater tots, how awesome it would be to be a bear, Cruz Confused Lyrics, the new Avengers movie, an Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince reference, an Angelica from Rugrats reference, an Oprah giving away speed cameras reference... It was all on the show today.

Stacie - 'If you don't want to make eye contact with people at an event, just wear sunglasses!'

Clayton - 'Everyone always judges people who wear sunglasses inside though. It's like... Why doesn't he want people to see his eyes? Probably because he's all hopped up on the jazz cabbage'

Also on the show today... Don't watch the movie 'The Dirt' with your kids, some Alberta chirps, & we need to stop comparing the Blades with the Rush.

Heck of a 'Headline Hall of Fame' on today's show. Maybe the best one ever.

Also, Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird as always and we talked about the lame ways you injure yourself as an adult

Stacie & Clayton gave the city of Moose Jaw a call this morning to wish the Warriors 'good luck' in their playoff series against the Saskatoon Blades #GoBlades

We had a bunch of fun coming up with names for new streets in Saskatoon. Barry Hotel Road, Rowdy Roddy Piper Avenue, Rogstad Drive, & Sailor Dan Crescent were a few that made the list

Also on the show today... Trudeau's chocolate bar, more drama with cabs here in the city, curling/sports fans need to relax, & potholes.

We talked about food for like 3/4 of the show this morning. The other 1/4 we talked about sleep... Food and sleep, that's how we roll.

Helicopter Parents are so 2017. It's all about Snowplow Parents now. That's when parents plow through all of their kids problems so they don't have to deal with it. Seems healthy...

Also on the show today... The CFL ratio debate is full of drama, Saskatoon gets another ride sharing service, & Captain Saskatchewan saves the day once again... kind of... not really.

Some people rant about politics, we rant about pizza.

'Why do the people in charge of ordering pizza for a large group never order enough pepperoni? No one ever complains about pepperoni pizza. It's always the first type of pizza to go. Yet for some reason, people order the same amount of pepperoni as they do ham & pineapple. Pump the brakes on the weird pizza for big events and give the people what they want!'

Also on the show today... Burton Cummings is turning into Abe Simpson, and what are the rules for saving a seat for someone at a bar/movie theatre?

Do tech companies put together a bunch of computer mumbo jumbo in press releases because they know that no one can understand it?

Is Clayton's Nicolas Cage impression as bad as you think it would be?

Would going 260 km/h on a motorcycle be enjoyable?

Would drunk Don Cherry be a soothing voice to fall asleep to?

We answered all these questions in the podcast today.