Everyone knows a guy who wears shorts no matter what the weather is like. He's usually known as 'Shorts Guy'

Well, 'Shorts Guy' has a distant cousin. His name is Sweater Guy and they have many similarities. But they also many differences.

Clayton got a new co-host today... kind of. He brought one of those Alexa smart speakers to the Cruz Studios so he wouldn't feel so lonely. The experiment went great! (*Narrator: it actually didn't go great*)

Also on the show this morning: Paw Patrol for adults, pigeon poop bridge, drunk coach's corner, Prince Harry is a dad, and WE BEASTIN BABY! WE BEASTIN!

We tried to make celery sound sexy this morning. It got pretty creepy near the end... You'll see.

Also on the show this morning: Lice makes an appearance in Cruz Confused Lyrics, dogs can make any situation better, Adam Sandler aka Opera Man, adult classes, & people are getting mad at stamps

Until May 7th, LiveNation is selling certain concert tickets for just $20 to celebrate National Concert Week! Clayton went on Saskatoon's Facebook Buy & Sell to find stuff with a $20 price tag to show you just how good that deal is.

Also on the show this morning... Pedestrians who hustle across the street, Clayton somehow injures himself on the job, guacamole cheese exists, downtown parking, & people who chirp Vladdy Jr. are probably the same people who strike out in slo-pitch.

The Canadian accent was ranked the 13th sexiest accent in the world... But what is the Canadian accent? Every region in Canada talks a bit different, so which one were they talking about?

Also on the show today... Captain Saskatchewan tries to save the day, the 1 thing you see at every garage sale, what to do in a power outage, & holding a newborn baby is terrifying.

Remember those super sad Sarah Mclachlan commercials from back in the day? We made our own version for unwanted Bowflex machines that are looking for a forever home.

'Bike Lanes are the new moist. Everytime you hear it, you can't help but feel a bit uncomfortable'

Also on the show this morning... How to decide which photos make the fridge and which ones get cut, Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird, taxes, Roll Up The Rim is boring, the bad weather excuse, & the call every radio DJ gets.

'Nic Cage singing karaoke makes the people who sing at Whiskey Jacks on a Friday night sound good.'

Also on the show today... Drunk Coach's Corner, Game of Thrones social media, how to avoid spoilers, what is a 'Saskatoon Special', carpet on top of hardwood, & Clayton's nephew does a spot on impression of him.

Tons of fun on the show today! Cruz Confused Lyrics, a rule that every Dad-bod member should live by, swear words that aren't really swear words that Dads/Moms use, a tribute to Stacie Cooper because we miss her, and why Rami Malek is going to be a perfect Bond villain.

If you have 8 minutes to kill today, take a listen!

'The World Health Organization suggests a maximum of 1 hour of screen time per day for a young child. Which is great news for parents, because 1 hour of Paw Patrol is about all they can take in a 24 hour period'

Also on the show today... The Seinfeld vs Simpsons debate, Is Netflix getting rid of The Office and Friends, Avengers: Endgame, gingers hate sun, and It's Vladdy Jr. time!