Does anyone else feel kind of bad for January? It comes right after December. Those are some pretty big shoes to fill. Plus, this whole 'dry January' thing is really picking up steam, which doesn't help it's reputation. Today we imagined what it would be like if January could talk

Also on the show today... The best Super Dave stunt of all time, school lunches and cafeterias, & Clayton wants to steal Stacie's maternity pants.

'You've got to feel bad for the 2nd baby born in 2019. They were minutes away from a lifetime of medium level fame. They'll always be thinking of what could have been.'

Also on the show today... Outdoor NHL games, Andrew Scheer, & Stacie's baby has Tic-Tac fingers

Just like Team USA in the movie 'Mighty Ducks 2', Macaulay Culkin, aka Kevin McCallister, has made an epic comeback. He's come a long way since his days as frontman of the band 'The Pizza Underground'. If you've never heard any of their songs, you should definitely listen to the podcast today!

Also on the show... Hats at the dinner table, a guide on how to Xmas shop with only a few days left to spare, and Stacie's baby bump app is awesome

Getting someone a pet as a Christmas gift... Yay or Nay? According to Stacie, that's 'giving someone the gift of responsibility' which actually sounds super lame.

Also on the show this morning... Clayton cried during Adam Sandler's Chris Farley tribute, what to write on the boss's holiday card, and we talk about Winnipeg for the last time because seriously, get over it Winnipeg. Some people made fun of you, we get it, move on.

Cruz Mornings on Uber coming to #yxe... 'If there's one thing Saskatoon loves, it's a getting something that the rest of Canada has had for a long time. Remember how crazy we went when we got Taco Bell? The cops had to be called it was getting so wild!'

Also on the show this morning... Is it cool to substitute a bottle of wine with marijuana as a Christmas gift, Confused Lyrics, and the Winnipeg/Price is Right saga continues!

A radio station in Winnipeg wasn't too happy with Clayton making fun of them when they were featured on the Price is Right. They chirped him pretty good!

Also on the show today... Lettuce sucks again, how to properly say 'rudolph', and why do girls always have the hottest showers

After three weeks off, Stacie Cooper is back! We talked about her amazing trip to Spain which included Coronation Street for some reason. Also on the show thing morning... Confused Lyrics, bloopers, gravy lotion, and everyone is getting scammed.

'If you bought an appliance from Sears, you still have to pay for the warranty, even though they don't exist anymore. Paying for something and getting nothing in return... Reminds me of when the Oilers drafted Nail Yakupov'

'People are mad that Janet Jackson is going into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I wouldn't worry about them too much though. Those same people will find another Xmas song to be offended by and forget about the Janet Jackson thing in a week'

Just a few quotes from the show this morning!

Sometimes on Cruz Mornings we like to turn unsexy things into sexy things. Clayton tried to do that with the 13 billion dollars Quebec got in equalization payments... Didn't go great.

Also on the show this morning... The worst showcase in Price is Right history, pucks to the groin, and cockroaches might be the solution to Saskatoon's garbage problem... Seriously!

Everyone who lives in Saskatchewan does the same thing when we see how much Quebec gets in equalized payments.

Also on the show today... The Nickelback debate, the underwear dilemma, bring bilingual is sexy, and Confused Lyrics!