Today on the show... An app that Dads who are picky with the thermostat will love, every used car ad on Kijiji is the exact same, ladies love guys who play clarinet, and City Council lately has been like an episode of The Young and the Restless. Wait until you hear the mashup Clayton put together today!

Stacie: 'I feel for city council during budget time. Can you imagine being stuck in a room for 10 hours every single day with the same people? After a while you'd get a little annoyed with some people!'

Clayton: 'Umm... We're stuck in a room together for like 8 hours each day Stacie... What are you getting at here?'

Quote of the morning: Add the line 'if you catch my drift' to any phrase and it automatically becomes sexy. 'We're out of milk... If you catch my drift'

So much stuff of the show today! We made the budget sexy, talked about the grammar police, got weird with Confused Lyrics, had another epic pregnancy brain moment from Stacie, and Hugh Dillon from The Headstones joined us at the end!

Stacie got a parking ticket today while paying for another parking ticket she got a few weeks ago. Clayton thinks she can get out of it by playing the pregnancy brain card. Then again, that's his advice for everything.

Also on the show this morning... Drunk Coach's corner was gold, the gingerbread cookies at the Festival of Trees are amazing, and every holiday, not just Christmas, should have a tree.

If you're one of those people who struggles waking up in the morning, listen to the podcast!! Clayton has a sure fire way to make you get out of bed in a happy mood every single day that's Guaranteed to work.

Also on the show today... Lettuce is still trying to kill us, and why do NFL fans and CFL fans always argue?

Everyone in Canada is talking about lettuce. It's everywhere... It's even in 'Confused Lyrics' today!

STOP TAUNTING US LETTUCE!

Someone has been stealing the lights and decorations at Humboldt's Festival of Lights. We had a stern message for the Grinch who's responsible, and by 'we' I mean myself and Liam Neeson from 'Taken'.

Also on the show this morning... People love Delisle's Rink, a positive to the Canada Post strike, kids love jumbotrons, and a prank blows up in Clayton's face.

Remember that lady who went #2 on a Tim Horton's floor in Langley, B.C. and threw it at the person behind the counter? Well, it happened again! (minus the Tim Horton's) Two poop-flinging stories in one year B.C... Figure it out!

Also on the show this morning... Sports fans can be the worst, and non-smokers getting days off to make up for smokers getting breaks.

'Bohemian Rhapsody' is now the highest grossing music biopic. Which means, just like superhero movies, Hollywood is probably going to come out with a bunch more. We came up with a few ideas for what the WORST music biopics would be.

Also on the show today... A Home Alone theory that will blow your mind, we discuss the new 'pay as you throw' garbage system, and we write a new commercial for Tourism Alberta

Quote of the morning: 'When I was a kid, I would eat 5-6 bowls of cereal a morning. If I did that now, I'd have to go to the hospital'

Also on the show this morning... Clayton loves candles, Iceland has it good, Cops have a great sense of humour, and why the Florida Panthers should play in the potential outdoor game in Regina.