When it comes to cannabis advertising, you can not have a celebrity endorse a product or a shop. But what if that rule didn't exist?

'Hi, I'm Liam Neeson. I have a very particular set of skills, and they all go out the window when I smoke kush from Jimmy's Cannabis Palace'

'Hi, I'm Sailor Dan. When you buy over $250 at Jimmy's, you get a free pirate ship drawing!'

Quote of the morning:

Clayton - 'I don't have any kids. I don't have any pets. My DVD collection is all I have!'

Stacie - 'Aren't you engaged?'

Also on the show today... How much peanut butter is too much peanut butter, global warming is messing with beer, and what should you do with your old DVD collection.

Remember those 'Delicious Dish' skits on SNL from back in the day? I think everyone remember the 'Schweddy Balls' one.

Well, we made our own version. But instead of talking about tasty treats, we're talking about weed.

Stacie turned the big 4-0 yesterday. Does she feel any different? Nope!

Also on the show this morning... Our fingers are crossed for a ginger royal baby, high school kids aren't ready for the workforce, and we're obsessed with McDonalds Monopoly.

Whenever the Riders lose, Rider Nation loves to call into the post-game show and lose their marbles. When Winnipeg beats them 31-0, those calls get pretty outrageous. We like to take the best calls and put a random song in the background. Today, it was 'Africa' by Toto.

Stacie had the sniffles, so Clayton did the show Han Solo today.

There's this guy in Saskatoon called the 'Tequila Bandit' who keeps stealing booze from the same restaurant. Clayton called him out on the show and had a special message for him. Also... What is the best time and place to have a beer, Confused Lyrics got weird, and people who grunt at the gym are just the worst.

Instead of rehashing the same old stuff over and over again, why doesn't Hollywood just rewrite classic movies? That's what we did on the show this morning!

'The Mighty Ducks 2, but they lose to Iceland at the end. Bombay goes back to the bottle and Adam Banks never plays again... Titanic, but Rose makes room for Jack on the door at the end... 'Home Alone', but Marv and Harry catch Kevin and keep him hostage in a basement...'Marley & Me, but the dog doesn't die. He lives forever and dumbfounds vets everywhere.. 'Finding Nemo', but they don't find Nemo and his Dad starts a podcast to find him...

'Companies can't use characters, real people, endorsements or advertorials to hawk cannabis... Marketing materials for cannabis can't give off "a positive or negative emotion about or image of a way of life such as one that includes glamour, recreation, or excitement"

The rules for Cannabis advertising are ridiculous. It got us thinking though... What if weed commercials could sound the same as beer commercials?

Quotes of the morning:

Stacie - 'I used to think that nuts were super healthy. It's in trail mix and that's what joggers eat. So I can eat a bunch of it and it's still super healthy right?'

Clayton- 'Muffins for me. I thought because it was a breakfast food it was healthy. But really, a muffin is just a bald cupcake'

Imagine... a world where your Thanksgiving leftovers could talk.

Now imagine if those talking leftovers were sad and British for some reason and wrote love letters to their family.