We gathered all of the best replacement swear words this morning. Here are a few...

Holy Chretien, Holy post-it notes, Cram it in your cram hole, just yelling 'CURSE WORDS' or 'SKITTLES', aw banana shenanigans... Those are just some!

Today is Amazon Prime Day, and Stacie found quite possibly the best thing that you can buy on the internet.

Also... Why does Clayton have 60 photos of Nicolas Cage on his phone, we discuss the old video stores in Saskatoon (Pic-A-Flick, Pirate Video, Family Video), and have you ever fallen asleep after ordering take out?

Our friends Lochlin, Grant, and James from Cruz FM in Edmonton made a guest appearance on the show today. They had Tim Horton's delivered to their studio and they tell us all about it.

Also... We talk about the differences between Sex Ed in Catholic Schools and Public Schools, the swarm of bees hanging out in downtown, and the tension between cyclists and vehicles in the city

Kenny Rogers licking trolls on a roof, dreaming of bagels, and Canadians getting angry.

... As always, Cruz Confused Lyrics got a little weird this morning. So much fun though!

We did some role play this morning. Stacie was the Queen, Clayton was Trump, and they predicted how their tea date tomorrow was going to go down.

Also... Mick Jagger is a jinx, weed beers, Zellers, and high school driving instructors need to be mean for the greater good of the city.

If your bank account could talk, what would it say to you?

Also, we made a mashup of Green Day's 'American Idiot' and a Donald Trump speech, and we debate about who would win a fight between Prince Harry and Bryan Adams

A few quotes from the show this morning...

'I just want a fat pug named Carl who will lay on the couch and eat pasta with me'

'The only way Saskatoon's stolen bike problem gets fixed is if all the bikes get stolen, so no one owns bikes anymore, and therefore there are no more bikes to steal'

'It is impossible for a man to look tough while sipping a drink through a straw'

Today on Cruz Mornings...

Would you say 'Highway 7' or 'The Rosetown/Kindersly highway'? I've lived here my entire life, still don't know the highways by their numbers. But I know every small town, so I just use that to describe highway directions. We also talked about cabs vs uber, taking a walk in slo-pitch, and other fun stuff!

Quote of the day: 'Sometimes I'll leave ridiculous fake lists around the grocery store for people to find. I'll put stuff like 'clown makeup, 4 shovels, 19 Oreos'... Whoever picks that up is gonna be like 'ummm'

Also... Clayton's story about a hangover so bad he went to the ER, confused lyrics, and is there anything more #ClassicSaskatoon than trying to guess what business is going into a building that's under construction?

We usually talk to the voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, before game day. We changed things up a bit this week and chatted with him after the Riders 18-13 win over Hamilton

In case you didn't know, Rod is a very funny guy and he proves it here!