Idylwyld is going to be a mess for the next 3 weeks, but don't worry! We came up with some solutions to that traffic problem. Also, we share some wild ex stories. Also, how god was Incredibles 2?! Also, we love you!

Quote of the morning: 'Ginger beef combo... Did you know that was my nickname in high school?' - Clayton

We also talked about 'mmmmmarvelous mmmmmuffins' for a good 5 minutes today. Remember those from the 90's? Was in pronounced as one, smooth 'Mmmm' sound? Or was it pronounced as individual 'm-m-m-m' sounds?

Clayton went on a pretty epic rant on people who don't tip this morning. Not the people who don't tip if the service is bad, but the people who just straight up refuse to tip no matter what.

Also on the show today: Your tea towel is trying to kill you, no one has hobbies anymore, and would you get the flu on purpose for $4,500?

'I have no problem committing to my girlfriend for the rest of my life, but committing to a new TV show for a month... Can't do it'

Just one of the sexy quotes from the show this morning. Plus appearances from The Lion King theme song AND the Body Break theme song, and Stacie chirps a world leader. Can you guess which one?!

'Hey Donald Trump... You can mess with our oil, you can mess with our lumber, but when you start messing with our Dollarama's... That's where we draw the line!'

Delisle, SK got a shout out on the show this morning. So did hospital jello... Seriously, why is hospital jello wayyy better than jello you make at home?

Also, we made an #AgeYourselfInThreeWords list, and Stacie really embarrassed herself talking about the Saskatoon Police Plane... Like really bad. You'll see.

'Maybe a fax machine fell in love with a modem, had a baby, and created the very first fax machine/modem hybrid'

'Wow, that would make a horrible children's book'

'Remember kids... Never shave your knees alone. Always have a shaving buddy'

Just three of the many wild quotes from 'Confused Lyrics' today. It got weird...

Things we learned this morning: Clayton can't say the word 'anonymity', Stacie almost had a stroke, slow walkers are the worst, slowing down Don Cherry's voice to make him sound drunk will always be funny, and the new garbage system that the city wants to implement has a few flaws.

Stacie had an epic/well thought out rant on the possibility of a new downtown arena that was spot on this morning. Meanwhile, Clayton was responsible for this quote:

'A man will always remember his wedding, the birth of his kids, and his first chicken finger'

Seriously though, why does every airport have a luggage store but not a Shoppers Drug Mart?? You know how many times we could've used a shoppers at an airport!?