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Well, well, well, look what we have here – another instant classic podcast episode. This time, our friend Kyle Meltzer joins us and we kick things off by discussing our recent trip to Hawaii and how we almost got seriously injured there. Then we move on to Mark’s review of the indie RPG “Donut County”, which you might have recognized from our Twitch stream if any of you charlatans had bothered to tune in. Then, Kyle lets us in on his plans for his Halloween costume this year, as well as his greatest hits from years past. Finally, the boys dive in to some extra-dirty Yahoo Answers – we’re talkin’ wee-wees and anuses, people.

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We of course would be talking about no other animal than the domestic cat, seeing as how it is the preferred domesticated animal  and I’m certain no one would disagree. Joined by our music man Tony Camponovo, in this episode we get yet another chance to reflect on the outstanding career of famous baseball player Garth Brooks. However, a few of you may recognize him from his venture into music as his alias Chris Gaines. We also take turns sharing some of our first concerts and some of our favorite music.  Have you ever thought about doing a weed? Well you’ll think again when you hear real accounts from real people about how smonking a doink will actually plague its victim with visions of death! But then again, maybe thats okay every once in a blue moon.. Has anyone here had a paranormal experience with a poltergeist? Did you ever consider that it could actually just be the ghost of a monkey, doing monkey things? Dive deep with us when we discuss life after death, philosophy and….tarot? Of course no Cry Laugh Emoji cast would be complete without your daily dose of politics and other non-comedic topics. Good  morrow loyal subjects!

Garth Brooks remix: https://digitaldigitaldigital4ever.bandcamp.com/track/dynamo-rider

Sega Genesis Mix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFwnpwh_8ic&t=1491s

After a short hiatus, the Cry Laugh boys are back! This is a special episode, with 4 pre-made ads (links below). The boys are finally getting paid for their hard work on this fresh copy.  The Tell Me About It for this week is the movie “Tank Girl” and there are plenty of great Yahoo questions like, “How to be a better fish ?”, and how to raise a Poliwag effectively. Check it out!

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   America’s beloved funny-boys finally make their return with the long-awaited-although-belated Mother’s Day special! The boys discuss their favorite fictional moms from television and give their advice on which cheese varieties would also make for the best baby names. A mother’s favorite sophisticated beverage, Canada Dry makes their Cry Laugh debut as our featured sponsor this time around. Of course every mother knows that no episode is complete without a heapin’ serving of those Yahoo! Answers, so make sure to tune in and get your healthy dose!

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Great-great-great-great-grandpappy Simmons once said “If you really love your friends, don’t make them be on your podcast.” And, to go completely against that, welcome to another podcast episode! For Tell Me About It: we talk about the movie Annihilation. The Rankboys (of 0-10, not smell) bring it out with beverages for a very general top 3. Also, Mark gives a quick review of a relaxing beverage called “Sippin’ Syrup”. (5 flavors available for relaxation here: http://www.sippinsyrup.com/) This is a very liquid-heavy episode.

It’s a big hit with us, so you’re forced to listen to it until we stop! That’s right Dr. Mark and Simmons have plenty of great questions from Yahoo! Answers. We begin answering the questions in this one, so help us god.