Cry Laugh Emoji

The Simon & Garfunkel of podcasting are back at it again with their brand new folk ballad (but it’s a podcast)!!! The boys discuss Mr. Haribo, new hats, listening to music via algorithm, fast food burger joints, social media, energy drinks, the feather of poetry, and Mr. X. I (Ryan) seem really fucking out of it for the first third or so of this one, and I’m coughing a bunch so maybe I was sick? But I don’t remember being sick! It’s a mystery!! And you, dear listener, are the detective.

We reference a dog pic in this episode, here’s the pic. Sorry.

We’re back! And now with more Squirt sponsors. Simmons reviews the Youtube series You Suck at Photoshop for the Tell Me About It segment. He rightfully gave it 3 laughs out of 7 cries. We cover our top 3 sitcoms, and after much thinking, we’ve both concluded on at least Cheers being up there. Take a listen, there’s plenty more in this reasonably lengthed episode.

This is a picture of Simmons’s cat Sludge.

Finally we do our Yahoo Answers section. Here’s a couple questions:

What does black swan taste like?

What can you smell from 10 miles away?

This is a picture of the guy who was curious if he was ugly or not in our Yahoo answers segment. What do you think?

Good afternoon, folks! It is Thursday and them boys are getting back in sync with their regular podcast schedule. What does this mean to you?! A new episode! We’re talking cat-traps, another installment in our Cheers series, plus Mark reviews the comic Achewood for Tell Me About It.

A couple hot button items from our Yahoo Answers section: Going to prom with your brother or sister, not crying when your dad dies, why don’t potatoes grow on trees, what’s your top 3 favorite candies? How do you deal with an untrained doberman puppy from a sketchy craigslist post?

This is a record-breaker, coming in at almost 2 hours!! (We are actually working to get our time back to around one hour, sorry about that)

The boys are all over the place in this episode, talking about the Cleveland Indians, Hitler’s English name, ranking the Cheers characters, aliens masturbating, the sin of astrology, the Descendents album “Milo Goes To College”, Mad Libs, the U.S.’s greatest enemy, Mark’s tattoos, and why you shouldn’t listen to your doctor. Give it a listen, we’re really sweet kids despite some of our behavior.

The ACTUAL 40th episode of Cry Laugh Emoji is kind of a Cheers-themed episode, as we keep coming back around to discuss the sitcom that Mark has begun watching and Ryan has seen every episode of. In between, we analyze Nathan For You’s most recent season finale, the movie-length documentary Finding Frances. Also, Mark avoids a pressing question about what he’ll be doing during the Super Bowl, Ryan reads an ad from our fine friends at Bottled Water Co., and the boys discuss TV show theme songs. Finally, we delve deep into some disturbed psyches in our Yahoo Answers segment. Bon appetit!