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Forrest and Joe return to Baron and seek out the next crystal, but first they have to defeat the demons of limited inventory space and magnetism.

Forrest and Joe help some monks fight some assorted skugs, wonder about snake butt, and encounter the truly unmatched elemental fiend SCARMIGLIONE~~~!

Forrest and Joe dive into Final Fantasy IV but for real this time. They meet sundry exciting characters like the old man who forgot how to magic, the little girl they traumatized and Edward, the man who is Gilbert and sucks.

It's time for a new fantasy! The Fourth of its name! Forrest and Joe move on to the 16-bit era as they luxuriate in the Actual, Real Quality of Final Fantasy IV, the story of Cecil versus bad bosses.

Forrest and Joe finish off Final Fantasy III, engaging with what it means to die when you're already a ghost, who the real enemy at the end of the game is, and the reality that time will always destroy everything, eventually. Also, dragons!

Forrest and Joe venture into THE FORBIDDEN LAND OF EUREKA and punch some handsome bosses to death. Now with bonus summon battles and non-intuitive golden path layouts!

If you've ever wondered what it looks like when bounders touch anti-boulders, wonder no more! In this episode, Forrest and Joe discuss the quantum realm, mountain mazes, the values of New Jobs and whether or not it's cool to turn into a Beetlejuice monster.

If you were going to get a birthday present, what's the worst present you could get? Is it "you are going to die?" If you don't want that present, you're the bad guy of a Final Fantasy game. Forrest and Joe also hang out with a stab dad, Gigameth, and discuss a kindly old lady.

Forrest and Joe uncover the mystery of SoupWorld, pass out for three days, help old men, dodge exploding shoes and then blow up a gold man and the Earth Crystal. Having a normal one on the surface world.