Forrest and Joe finally discover fire! They also discover ships powered by fire, castles destroyed by fire and jobs granted by fire. This is truly the fire-lover's delight.

We have the full spectrum of dragon talk here: from the fun times of discussing wyverns to the sad times of discussing death. Forrest and Joe also get more jobs and sink an entire peninsula. Good job, dinguses.

Forrest and Joe get into a long and winding discussion of gender and 90's Japan, the team finds a cool dragon and Lenna is a real poison pig

Forrest and Joe finally get gainful crystal employment and start their first jobs and then they meet an extremely large door for ships to open up like a front door that has a front door key.

It's a new game, a new day and a new start! Don't mess that all up by naming your guy Butts.

-this tardy episode brought to you by Halloween and a cold! You all get to hear Forrest's "beautiful" sick voice here.

Now that we're done with FF4, we invite friend of the program Brendan Hinman to come on and talk about his favorite Final Fantasy! If you like this, make sure to check out his podcast, Omegaville!

Forrest and Joe finish off Final Fantasy IV in this double-sized extravaganza in which they take twice as long to talk about half as much! It's the end for Zeromus but only the beginning for the Crystals vs Jobs scale.

Forrest and Joe discover the secrets of the moon, the secrets of who's from the moon, the secrets of who's related to who's from the moon and finally the secret depths of chauvenism

Forrest and Joe explore the vast, dry, monster-girl infested underworld with a little help from some dads that are apparently impervious to explosions.

Also: TRADING CARD GAME PACKS!

Why do all the old men want to die? How do they keep failing at it? Also VIRUS SOUND