Forrest and Joe sit down with the SCENARIO PICKER and also have a discussion of the current spate of video game remakes and OH YEAH THERES A KITTEN

Forrest and Joe wander around a very cool town, do some light and normal river rafting and have extensive batman discussions

On today's episode, Forrest and Joe discuss the relative values of treasure hunters, join a resistance cell and speculate about the merit of leaving a vicious enemy leader alive and well on the battlefield.

Forrest and Joe start in on Final Fantasy VI at last. but first, they have to speculate for a long time about how you recruit or don't recruit Shadow.

Forrest and Joe are back to talk about whether or not Shadow and Gogo filled out their census forms. Come for the weirdly long Ultimania discussion, stay for the discussion of the state of video games in 1994. Oh, and somewhere in there they kick off the season of Final Fantasy VI!

Time for a break as Forrest and Joe discuss the results of NHK's All-Final Fantasy Grand Poll. Spoilers: they have some bones to pick.

Forrest brings friend of the show Lux (@tail_boi) on to do the extra stuff for Final Fantasy V! This time it's a viewing of the 1994 anime OAV series "Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals." They're more confused by it than angry at it and didn't expect to see quite so many naked ogresses or chocobos.

We are finally, FINALLY done with Final Fantasy V and you get a SUPER SIZED FINAL EPISODE!

There's a ton to talk about as we close out this truly huge game and at long last say goodbye to our dear friends Bartz, Lenna, Faris, Krile and Galuf.

Forrest and Joe stumble right up the saddest tower in the world and also meet some notable dragons. It's almost the end of Final Fantasy V!

In this episode: a "rare bird" which is neither rare nor a bird, the final job, two person teams and a long-abandoned graandpa.

Come for the cat brain science, stay for the slime monsters.