Crystal Catalog: A Final Fantasy Retrospective

Forrest and Joe finally finish this fantasy! They go and have the confrontation with the big baddies and that's that... right? The balance certainly isn't ruined... right?

Right??

LOOK THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION PLEASE LET US KNOW IF _____ IS AN ESPER OK

Joe and Forrest are ready to work together with the empire to resolve all the conflicts and everything should be fine and OH HOLD THE PHONE WE FOUND A BLUE MAGE

BLUE MAGIC IS BACK YES

Joe and Forrest go to meet Terra's parents and they get significantly more than they bargained for. Also Cyan is bad.

Did you know Final Fantasy is like Star Wars? This is the first we've heard of it!! This is also the first we've heard about a lot of Terra's history and the first we wonder how she knew it. Also: Airship! Also also: Mog!

Joe and Forrest absolutely take it to Setzer in this episode and then take it to the empire to confront a banana about human rights violations. We're back, babey!

Forrest and Joe make their way through the coolest town in the world with the coolest music in the world then have to engage with opera music to contend with an incel octopus and an incel person with a car.

Do you want to determine the composition of a party! Well, we do and we did! Forrest and Joe also Learn some sad backstories and discuss sports team names a little (as a treat)

We cannot stress enough that you really shouldn't just jump into waterfalls, rushing rivers, undersea currents or any other turbulent water. Please. Please don't be like Sabin.

I know you people only want one thing from us and yes, we suplex the stupid train. Are you happy now? ARE YOU?