Forrest and Joe keep on keeping on, get some new jobs, and meet an extremely ludicrous looking dragon... who's also a man? Finally they find themselves in the long awaited SoupWorld.

Forrest and Joe make their way through the aptly-named floating continent, and are required to change shape to their own detriment repeatedly. Also, someone jumps in lava but might be ok?

Joe and Forrest dive into a new Final Fantasy, and this one brings the THIRD DIMENSION! It's time to follow the adventures of Luneth, Arc, Refia and Ingus as they accept various gig work from the crystals and are technically employed almost immediately! Forrest also badly biffs recalling the word "Matrix."

Forrest and Joe make it out the other side of Final Fantasy II, but not before marveling at topics like the wretched Leon and Imperial motivations.

It's finally over!

Forrest and Joe continue the slog, and this time the slog includes helping a large fish? out with some oral parasites as well as a discussion of now-defunct game tip hotlines.

Forrest and Joe wade through the deepest part of the river of madness which is Final Fantasy II. They discuss group sex etiquette, wearing sandals to work and then Go Back To Altair.

Forrest and Joe continue The Slog and this time they really get in the weeds about how little sense this game makes. It's Final Fantasy II: Errands Quest

It's time for a new Final Fantasy game! And this time... we hate it! Welcome to Final Fantasy II.

After blowing up a lot of skugs and lighting up a lot of crystals, it's time for Forrest and Joe to finish up Final Fantasy 1.

If you like crystals, you'll love this part. Forrest and Joe light up the crystals as they light up our lives.