It's the carpet cleaner cult! Halle and Stasie discuss piece of shit Stewart Traill and his cult's predilection for snatching children. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!

The very cool Julia fills in as Stasie's co-host in this mini-look into a little German cult, armed with plenty of singing and recommendations. Halle isn't jealous at all. Whatever. This cult sounds like a car. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!

Halle and Stasie discuss the listener recommended, female-led cult, The Process. Because we're feminists! Women can be monsters too! Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!

It's the wedding episode! Halle and Stasie discuss the mass-marrying-Moonies - try saying that five times fast- and chat about the finer points of a friend's wedding who you don't even know. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!

In the conclusion of our Scientology series, Halle and Stasie discuss the notable craziness of SeaOrg, The Commodore's Messengers, and The Hole, as well as stutter and "um" enough to rival The King's Speech. We're so tired, guys. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!

Oh man, it's the big one. Halle and Stasie discuss the insane sci-fi roots of Hollywood's most famous cult, the mysterious disappearance of Shelly Miscavige, and the trials of knowing a 12-year-old. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!

Thanks to a listener recommendation, Halle and Stasie tackle a Canadian cult, eh! Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast.

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This week, Halle and Stasie talk about the sex, alien, and cloning-obsessed followers of Raelism, which is DEFINITELY NOT CATHOLICISM. Also, Halle discusses how good marketing can make or break a cult and Stasie peruses another bizarre website. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!

Happy 2017! Halle and Stasie have a sleepy episode discussing the Irish Republican Army, Our continuing action movie project ideas for Matt Damon, and WHAT THE FUCK MARTHA POPE MEANS. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and email us at [email protected]! SOMEONE TELL US WHO MARTHA POPE IS.

Happy Holidays! Halle and Stasie spread cheer by discussing insane incest cult The Family International. Halle also gives a history lesson on real verses fictional popes and Stasie tries not to strangle her in the spirit of Christmas. Join our Facebook group Cults of Our Lives Podcast, and contact us at [email protected]!